User:Lexon darkheart

This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
(list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

This user walks down the left hand path . Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church . (List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)

This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.

This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

This user is a mutant.

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This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.

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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is from Camelot , and eats ham and jam and spamalot !

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

This user is Canadian …and is very opinionated about snow tires, curling, & the CBC!!!

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user is too pirate for your battleship.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

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This mathematical user loves pi

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.

One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

This user is cooler than you.

This user should not be trusted.

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

I can do whatever I want. Who gives a squid?