User:Lexon darkheart

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This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
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Baphomet.jpg This user walks down the
left hand path
. Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
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Cazal "Legends" 163 Sunglasses.jpg This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades. Cazal "Legends" 163 Sunglasses.jpg
Lemming.jpg This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so. Lemming.jpg
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Sign1.png This user is a mutant. Sign1.png
♀♂ This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know. ♀♂
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? Domokunyellownbackground.jpg
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot! MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. Shyny ub.jpg
Ihasashuvel.jpg This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint. Msyclopaintia.jpg
Canada This user is Canadian
…and is very opinionated about snow tires, curling, & the CBC!!!
Canada
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. Firefox Logo.png
Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg
Skullnbones.gif This user is one Jolly Rodger short of a square rigger. Skullnbones.gif
Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. Mario-lo-res.jpg
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Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf! Woof!
Bottlenose dolphin Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek! Bottlenose dolphin
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and has blessed this page.
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Happysatan.jpg Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly. Happysatan.jpg
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you. Canadian snowman.jpg
Nuvola apps important orange.svg This user should not be trusted. Nuvola apps important orange.svg
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment. Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg


I can do whatever I want. Who gives a squid?