User:JomTung

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Jom Tung is a silly name that sounds almost Chinese without the crazy chicken scratch. The reason for this has been lost due to strange accidents, superfluous ramblings, eccentric game show hosts, holographic pornography, Mesolithic time period, and gross incompetence. In short, someone made this name up by using a neat trick of exchanging the first letters of the first and last name(whoa clever!). If you feel the need to look up the name on Google.com please do so and find nothing but a bunch of gibberish and hopefully a link back here for better explanation.

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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.
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This user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers .
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This user tried, really, really hard, to
memorize the elements' names and
symbols but can only remember that
H is for hydrogen
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.
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This user only speaks Spanglish enough to seduce native Spanglish speakers .
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This fucker speaks Random Humour heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This user rejects the theory of global warming

, or at least thinks it's someone else's

problem.
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Sarcasm whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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This user studies psychology because it's really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek those African clicky noises whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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This user does not speak Asshat and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Asshat speakers.
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WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it.
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Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
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This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t.
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This user is a native speaker of American English.
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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No, really!
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of C++.
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Visual Basic whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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