User:Flilblert7000

"I've never met anyone dumber, and I've met myself!" -McDonald Trump, drunk

"This guy is dumber than all of you idiots combined!" -Pedestrian yelling towards a large crowd

"What the hell am I doing in a stupid block quote? I should be at the grocery store." -Florida father who was kidnapped while milk shopping

The dumbest person in the universe, and probably the multiverse.

This "Person's" artistic skill at it's finest.

Facts

This person is too dumb to have any facts. Here are some facts that he might know:

• McDonald's is the lifeblood of the USA.
• Dildos run on uranium in North South West East one of the Koreas, maybe both.
• Cats have better eyesight than you and a pair of binokyoolehrz combined.
• You are an idiot because you decided to read about this idiot.
• Nobody cares.
• According to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, flying is not a skill, but an art. The art of flying is achieved by deliberately throwing yourself at the ground and missing. This missing cannot be achieved on purpose, and you must be distracted while trying to hit the ground. Then you will be able to fly. You shouldn't think about it too hard while flying, though, because you will just fall and fail at flying. You may have to practice a little at the true art of distraction, but after lots of practice, you might be able to maneuver and move around, and maybe even do tricks. You also will need to practice how to land. You will, 100% of the time, fail on you first, second, and third try. You will fail very, very hard. But might be able to get it on the fourth try. You will fail over and over otherwise.
• Your heart is going to beat at least once in your life.

Useful information

This "human's" brain floats around in his skull. As you can see, it is about the same size as a cell nucleus.

There is no possible way the information coming from this person is useful in any way, and probably knows ten people in the universe with logical information. I'm pretty sure his pet rock has a higher IQ than him and his friends combined, that is, if he has any friends. He is currently on top of a McDonald's, shirtless, holding a burger and throwing fries at nearby pedestrians. You cannot possibly use this information for good or evil, or not at all. You might just crap your pants just hearing about how stupid this dumbfuck is.

Non-Useful information

See "Useful information".

Random stuff

This idiot's only skill is to code useless things. Here:

public class myUselessBrain {
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        System.out.println("You are stupid.");
    }
}

It's a program to make you realize how to be smart.

See Also

• Idiot
• North America
• North Korea

• China