User:Exsiiron

This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.

This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
(list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

LV-3	This user considers themself an advanced gamer and so probably lost their job recently.

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This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.

This user plays on an Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.

This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.

The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

This user is a mutant.

This user is an evil clone of [[User:uhh....Robert Mitchum?|uhh....Robert Mitchum?]].

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The above wasn't my fault!

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This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW. (List of users who NEED caffeine)

This user is a bad ass, so treat them wih respect.

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user is a native speaker of English.

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This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch.

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This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

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This user is a n00b.

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This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.

This user uses Google Chrome, because it's GOOGLE.

This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets.