User:EMC/PLS/Winners2

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Welcome to the 9th Edition of our beloved and prestigious Poo Lit Surprise. Watch your step.
The contest is over and the results are below. Consult the talk page or me for any questions or concerns. See the Poo Lit Archive for the results from past competitions.

Winners[edit | edit source]

Best Article[edit | edit source]

Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png Grand Champion: salamander by Black_flamingo11

runner up: Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day! by Mrthejazz

Best Noob Article[edit | edit source]

Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png Grand Champion: UnBooks:Murder on a Plane by DPRS

runner up: squidbillies by John_Lydon

Best Alt. Namespace Article[edit | edit source]

Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png Grand Champion: Howto: Staple toast to a wall by Mrthejazz

runner up: UnPoetia:Paradise Abridged by Guildensternenstein

Best Illustrated Article[edit | edit source]

Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png Grand Champion: UnBooks:Where do babies come from by PuppyOnTheRadio

runner up: Soviet Space Program by NonchalantCaterpillar

Best Rewrite[edit | edit source]

Poo Lit Surprise Logo.png Grand Champion: Sparta by Hyperbole

runner up: Captain Morgan by Skinfan13

Competition Wrap-Up[edit | edit source]

Congratulations to Uncyclopedia on having the lowest quality PLS turn-out yet!

Fuck you to all the competitors, Fuck you to all of the judges, Fuck you to Wikia for personally refusing to pony up any money, It has been a disaster being your PLS organizer. EMC [TALK]

Scoring Details[edit | edit source]

The scoring system was based on a points system. Judges were asked to submit their top 5, points being awarded as: 5 points for #1, 4 points for #2, 3 points for #3, and so on. Total scores are below. Entries not below received no points, though they were judged. Consult any of the judges for questions.

Best Article[edit | edit source]

  1. Salamander - 15
  2. Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day! - 10
  3. Parthenogenesis - 9
  4. Cake Killers - 8

Best Noob Article[edit | edit source]

  1. User:DPRS/UnBooks:Murder on a Plane - 14
  2. User:John Lydon/squidbillies - 11
  3. User:Tereglith42/Utapau - 10
  4. Jingle Belled to Death - 6
  5. Reader's Digest - 3
  6. User:Veita/Justin_Bieber - 0

Best Rewrite[edit | edit source]

  1. Sparta - 15
  2. Captain Morgan - 11
  3. Vending machine - 10
  4. Fnord (car maker) - 6

Best Alt. Namespace[edit | edit source]

  1. Howto: Staple toast to a wall - 12
  2. UnPoetia:Paradise Abridged - 11
  3. User:Zim ulator/HowTo:Be Reverend Zim ulator - 9
  4. UnNews:US Congress tired of calling corporations up for lectures one at a time; summons entire American economy for a group hearing - 7
  5. User:RAHB/UnTunes:We're Having An Orgy - 5
  6. user:Skinfan13/UnNews:Greenland Declares Independence from Denmark, World Doesn't Care - 1
  7. User:Padimir_Padoffski/HowTo:Succeed_in_American_politics
  8. User:Withoutalltoes/HowTo:Shit Yourself

Best Illustrated[edit | edit source]

  1. UnBooks:Where do babies come from? - 11
  2. Soviet Space Program - 10
  3. Take Your Son To Work Day - 9
  4. I am better than fish - 7
  5. User:Hyperbole/Suddenly, Raccoons - 4
  6. Vote For The Worst - 2
  7. Diamonds and Rust - 2