User:EMC/PLS/Winners2
The contest is over and the results are below. Consult the talk page or me for any questions or concerns. See the Poo Lit Archive for the results from past competitions.
Winners[edit | edit source]
Best Article[edit | edit source]
Grand Champion: salamander by Black_flamingo11
runner up: Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day! by Mrthejazz
Best Noob Article[edit | edit source]
Grand Champion: UnBooks:Murder on a Plane by DPRS
runner up: squidbillies by John_Lydon
Best Alt. Namespace Article[edit | edit source]
Grand Champion: Howto: Staple toast to a wall by Mrthejazz
runner up: UnPoetia:Paradise Abridged by Guildensternenstein
Best Illustrated Article[edit | edit source]
Grand Champion: UnBooks:Where do babies come from by PuppyOnTheRadio
runner up: Soviet Space Program by NonchalantCaterpillar
Best Rewrite[edit | edit source]
Grand Champion: Sparta by Hyperbole
runner up: Captain Morgan by Skinfan13
Competition Wrap-Up[edit | edit source]
Congratulations to Uncyclopedia on having the lowest quality PLS turn-out yet!
Fuck you to all the competitors, Fuck you to all of the judges, Fuck you to Wikia for personally refusing to pony up any money, It has been a disaster being your PLS organizer. EMC [TALK]
Scoring Details[edit | edit source]
The scoring system was based on a points system. Judges were asked to submit their top 5, points being awarded as: 5 points for #1, 4 points for #2, 3 points for #3, and so on. Total scores are below. Entries not below received no points, though they were judged. Consult any of the judges for questions.
Best Article[edit | edit source]
- Salamander - 15
- Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day! - 10
- Parthenogenesis - 9
- Cake Killers - 8
Best Noob Article[edit | edit source]
- User:DPRS/UnBooks:Murder on a Plane - 14
- User:John Lydon/squidbillies - 11
- User:Tereglith42/Utapau - 10
- Jingle Belled to Death - 6
- Reader's Digest - 3
- User:Veita/Justin_Bieber - 0
Best Rewrite[edit | edit source]
- Sparta - 15
- Captain Morgan - 11
- Vending machine - 10
- Fnord (car maker) - 6
Best Alt. Namespace[edit | edit source]
- Howto: Staple toast to a wall - 12
- UnPoetia:Paradise Abridged - 11
- User:Zim ulator/HowTo:Be Reverend Zim ulator - 9
- UnNews:US Congress tired of calling corporations up for lectures one at a time; summons entire American economy for a group hearing - 7
- User:RAHB/UnTunes:We're Having An Orgy - 5
- user:Skinfan13/UnNews:Greenland Declares Independence from Denmark, World Doesn't Care - 1
- User:Padimir_Padoffski/HowTo:Succeed_in_American_politics
- User:Withoutalltoes/HowTo:Shit Yourself