User:Earin/Babel

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Uncyclopedia:Babel
Boredkid.jpg This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
British flag.gif This user is a total UKer,
and may nut you, you slag.
(British Uncyclopedians)
Sacred Chao.png This user is a Discordian.
...and believes that all decent articles were inspired by Eris, monkeys, copious drug use, masked banditos, or Mighty Mouse.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English.
re-N This user is a native speaker of Recondite English.
mor-X This user only speaks -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . enough to seduce native -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . speakers.
ns-4 This user speaks Newspeak at a near-native level.
fr-E This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school.
pe-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Plain English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
cpp-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek C++ whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
gb-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Gibberish.
enl-P This f****r speaks English, but Louder heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
17-G This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.
fur-G This user does not speak Furry and furthermore believes Furry to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Furry.
us-0 This user does not understand American English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.