User:Earin/Babel

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Uncyclopedia:Babel
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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
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United Kingdom
This user is a total UKer
and wants to steal your country albums for sport.
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Sacred Chao.png This user is a Discordian.
...and believes that all decent articles were inspired by Eris, monkeys, copious drug use, masked banditos, or Mighty Mouse.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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This user is a native speaker of Correct English.
This user is a native speaker of Recondite English.
This user only speaks -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . enough to seduce native -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . speakers.
This user speaks Newspeak at a near-native level.
This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school.
Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Plain English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek C++ whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Gibberish.
This fucker speaks English, but Louder heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers.
This user does not speak Furry and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Furry speakers.
This user does not understand American English (or understands it with considerable difficulties).