User:Crazycraig18

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“Crazycraig18 is undoubtebly the sexiest person alive!!”

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Helloooo[edit]

Hello my name is Craig but thats Mr Craig to you... Have a look round my user page and all of my templates which i have lazily put on...not that i'm making you look or anything....its your choice you know...i don't want to force you....

I AM AGAINST ANY FORM OF KITTEN HUFFING...not really hehehehe........


The articles which I have improved dramatically[edit]

Human vs. Kitten War

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"Crazycraig18"
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Crazycraig18
Species Homo Erectus Eroticus
Classification British
Position The President of the Great and Glorious Republic of Hell
Motive Form an army to take control of Uncyclopedia by Force (use of the Grue army).
Weapon Killer Eye Beams
Super Powers Telekenisis
Born September 28th, 1BC.
Attribute Awesomenessess
Level 12000
ATK 120000
DEF 1
Type Demon Warrior

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United Kingdom
This user is a total UKer
and wants to steal your country albums for sport.
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In Latin, they would be Dexter.
This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.
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RENT
This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
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Crazycraig18's IP is 127.0.0.1.
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MEH
This user redefines lazy!
MEH
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy.
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his name during intercourse.
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