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The chat below is an interesting history lesson, nonetheless, but it is outdated, unfortunately. The newest PvP revamp leaves all the talk of "levels" and "Conniving being the last boss" and instead goes a different, simpler, path. This stuff is only here for historical preservation, and should NOT be updated, edited, or basically touched. So DON'T.

This PSA brought to you by --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer.gif 19:31, 7 December 2008 (UTC)


How about you give a code to add at the URL when a player wins a boss battle? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

I'm thinking of that. When you beat certain bosses, the links at the bottom for the winners will be modified to link to new opponents. Beat the right opponents in order each time, and you eventually fight me as the Final Boss. Moreover, it's incentive for smart players to NEVER hit the Back button. Except maybe for Angered_Walrus141. Those that constantly hit the back button will NEVER find the PvP subplot. Conniving 01:15, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Ah. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
That's why the template for the challenger list must not be in a category. And why it's got "easymode" at the end of it. The next list won't have hardmode (too obvious, this is supposed to be hidden), but something completely different. Conniving 01:20, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
Ah. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
I have to tell Han about this. Would you for me? I'm planning on blanking this page soon. Can't have spoilers getting out. Wow, Uncyclopedia needs a PM system. Conniving 01:27, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
What? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:29, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
I want to know what you think about the above idea. That's why i'm hoping you'll finish the TYATU army fight. I'm going to start my hidden plot there. If not, then after the player beats Grue. Conniving 01:31, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
Mostly I am doing the TYATU fight. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Ok... i'll help with TYATU. And why must Uncyclopedian ADVERTISE EVERYTHING HE WORKS ON? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:33, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
Article whoring. Not a bad idea. SOMEONE will look. Conniving 01:35, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
Ok, I'll stop doing it too much. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Plus, I used the dark text idea. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Good. Make sure parts of a censored sentence are shown so the player remembers to highlight it instead of skipping over. Like this page. Conniving 01:46, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Next-Level Battles[edit | edit source]

We need some ideas for next-level battles. I was thinking we could reserve the fight with Big Brother. Fightkeep would be doubleplusgood. Keep BBfight from Party, or Miniluv take you for crimethink. That would be plusungood, with you in joycamp. (Worse, Miniluv make you non-person.) ?|COMRADE_PONGO_V2|RUN_CMD|RUN_GSLYR 16:51, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

Ideas[edit | edit source]

Regular Opponents:

  • THEWALRUS (Level:9891) (Element:Water/ANGER) (Cheat Code)
(Just saw that Angered_Walrus141 was already an opponent. **Shrugs Shoulders** Sorry --[citations needed] 03:04, 14 June 2007 (UTC))
(Conniving: This could be him, but stronger.)
(Good point. --[citations needed] 04:42, 15 June 2007 (UTC))
  • Tom Nook (Level: HAKZ) (Element: GIMMEE_UR_MONEYnPASSWORD) (Cheater)
  • Uncyclopedia Admin (Level: 500) (Element: Physical/Bannination) (Let's let the admin volunteer themself. We want no personal attacks.)
  • Little Girl (Level: GAZILLION) (Element: PINKPRINCESSES) (Cheater)
  • EDian (Level: HAXT_DIS_RETORTED_UNCYC_GAME) (Element: GOATSE_SHOCK_Pr0N) (Psychopath, Cheater)
  • Something/someone from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. (Level: 42)
  • Bill Nye (Level: 52) (Element: Physical/Wind)
  • Big Brother (in Newspeak) (Level: 84) (Element: Wind/Dark)
  • Sir Uncyclopedia (Level: 100) (Element: Light) (Boss)

Creators, Implementors and PvP Programmers:

  • Jordan L.: (Level:∞) (Element: Grey Matter/Light Mater) (Implementor)
(You can't add the math template to the GSL link. I tried.)
(Don't worry; I UpDated it. --[citations needed] 03:33, 14 June 2007 (UTC))
Lose the picture. Use it for something else. How about the Level 2 death template? Conniving 02:13, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
Alrighty. Done--[citations needed] 04:42, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Conniving: (Level: i) (Element: ???) (PvP Moderator) (Supposed to be there on every list to remind the player to fight him eventually, but cannot be fought. Is the final boss on the last series.)

In-Game Characters:

  • Female Deputy (Level: 35) (Element: Earth)
  • BENSON (Level: REAL MEN SPEAK IN ALL CAPS) (Element: SOUND!) (Cheater) (Conniving: Not just yet. He's the Chapter 2 boss and all he gets is to fight alongside the Level 2 n00bs? Level 3 though.)

Groups and Armies:

  • Teletubbies
    • Tinky Winky (Level: 27) (Element: Physical/Dark) (Psychopath)
    • Dipsy (Level: 24) (Element: Physical/Dark) (Psychopath)
    • La-la (Level: 24) (Element: Physical/Dark) (Psychopath)
    • Po (Level: 21) (Element: Physical/Dark) (Psychopath)
    • That Retarded Vacuum Cleaner (Level: 11) (Element: Aether/Wind) (Psychopath)
  • Grueland Police Squad (Levels: 1-50) (Element: Physical/Dark)
  • Dumbledore's Army (Levels: 3.141526) (Element: Physical/Light/All)
  • Corps of Discovery (Levels:500) (elements:Physical)
  • The Fathers of Anna Nicole Smith's Baby (Levels: 5-500) (Elements:Various) (Various) (Conniving: No fucking way.)
  • Ash's Pokemon
(I'm not familiar with these [I never really got into that fad] so someone else needs to list 'em out if this choice is to stay)
(Conniving: Good premise, but does that mean we fight Ash? Perhaps Fighting Wire Frames? :D)
(Yeah, I wanted a way to fight Ash, too. The wire frame idea might be a good way. Perhaps we could save it for level 3; Ash's Revenge. -- [citations needed] 22:04, 16 June 2007 (UTC))
(Conniving: Not sure if we really want to list them. I think too many group fights waters down PvP. We should stick a bit more to dueling.)

Miscellaneous:

  • Stan Lee (Level:85) (Element:Water/Earth/Fire/Wind) (Cheater)

(Conniving: Hey, I haven't seen him in the plot. What is he doing here?)

(Lol, I meant to put him under Miscellaneous. Although I think I'd be funny if he somehow made a cameo in Grueslayer, perhaps as a security gaurd watering his yard while delivering the mail or something. --Citation-Seer 08:36, 18 June 2007 (UTC))
Save it for someone else, I figure. I think we should worry about the implemented Level 1 fights first. Conniving 00:26, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Punching Bag (Level: 100) (Element: Earth) (Physical)
(The Bag can reflect any attack the player dispenses thereon --[citations needed] 03:57, 14 June 2007 (UTC))
That's not a boss, it's a punching bag. All challengers must be beatable too. Conniving 19:25, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
It could be beatable. It just wouldn't be able to be hit directly. (i.e., defeat by finding knife > cutting off the bag's cord).

The battle would have two or three pages at the most. -- [citations needed] 22:04, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

The opponent must be conscious (or semi-conscious). Try making a character that bounces off attacks. A really fat guy, or someone obsessed with mirrors/mattresses Conniving 21:14, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Super Grue (Level: 67) (Element: Dark) (Boss)
  • Eurg (Level: 43) (Element: Light)
  • Auntie Grue (Level: 55) (Element: Dark/Aether)
    • Mega Gruyurg (Level: 89) (Element: Dark/Light) (Boss) (It's the previous three put together to make a gigantic Grue. Fighting each of the three gives you part of a secret code to fight this one.)
  • Reyalseurg (Level: -1) (Element: Dark) [1]


Decide who the next boss to lead to level 3 will be. And we have to decide on a template name to keep it secret. I don't want the player to look in categories to find the Series 2 opponents. Know how the codename for Series 1 is easymode? Make it less obvious.

For future reference, try to keep the level range from 1 to 100. That's how I intended, but some opponents that are cheaters/implementors can have a BIT higher.

Putting repeat players isn't a bad idea, if it must be done as filler. The idea is that different players happen to be logging in at different times, but some stay around longer than others. Makes sense, yes? If the fight is recycled, they get dumped at series one. Simple.

And I added Tom Nook. Conniving 15:58, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

Tom Nook... who is that? I THINK he's in a game or something. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:20, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
Tom Nook is the shopkeeper from Animal Crossing and its sequel. He sells you a house and you spend the game paying off the -5-Hit Combo! Rabid Wolf takes 200 damage!-load of money you owe for it. Conniving 01:36, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

I say Sir Uncyclopedia should lead ton Series 3. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

/me zaps Uncyclopedian with a taser for article whoring. BAD! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:37, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
That or Teletubbies or the admin. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
I don't want another group fight to be the transition. Maybe Sir Uncyclopedian. Or someone new. And how many series should there be? I was thinking five, but i'm sure no one here wants to program that many opponents for me. Still, i've already worked out who the second-to-last boss will be. And I wonder, does Naughty Budgie and Citation-Seer know about the PvP yet? I hope they contribute too. Conniving 01:33, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
Why are YOU the final boss? Han Solo sets mode:+b Conniving
Conniving has been kicked from #Grueslayer by Han Solo (Shouldn't a creator be the final boss?)

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:38, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Conniving enters.
Han Solo has been muted by Conniving (No. Let me explain.)
I was hoping it'd be me. The player would hate me so much for getting them beat up, but they can't fight me until the end. I'm like their rival from every out-of-factory anime that involves you looking up to this awesome fighter, and dreaming of finally besting them in battle.
Han Solo has been unmuted by Conniving (Sorry. :( Please continue.) Conniving 01:42, 6 June 2007 (UTC)


I just added myself and THEWALRUS to this list. --[citations needed] 08:58, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Okay, you're on level 2's list. Conniving 13:12, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

A reminder...[edit | edit source]

There is no cabal. If anyone asks, this is a pet shop. ?|COMRADE_PONGO_V2|RUN_CMD|RUN_GSLYR 17:12, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Here is the death template for level 2![edit | edit source]

Template:PvPslayerdied/2 ?|COMRADE_PONGO_V2|RUN_CMD|RUN_GSLYR 17:41, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Label nothing with '2' or '3'. Know how Series One has "easymode" at the end? We need another codeword at the end of everything having to do with series 2 (nothing obvious like hardmode). I don't want people just entering the names of the templates in order just to reach the final battles. I want them to EARN that freakin' PvP trophy.Although, I guess that wouldn't stop them from using the categories... o_O Conniving 17:47, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
Okay, it's now located at Template:PvPslayerdied/yzzyxplugh. ?|COMRADE_PONGO_V2|RUN_CMD|RUN_GSLYR 18:36, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
btw, Template:Anvaronlolbi. ?|COMRADE_PONGO_V2|RUN_CMD|RUN_GSLYR 18:37, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
Put a nocat if you can on your death2 template. Conniving 18:43, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
Cat removed. ?|COMRADE_PONGO_V2|RUN_CMD|RUN_GSLYR 17:07, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
Game:Grueslayer/PvP/zajatiszeeavaron (almost) random URL, as requested, and invisible to categories. ?|COMRADE_PONGO_V2|RUN_CMD|RUN_GSLYR 17:29, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
Sweet, man. For now, let's work on the level 1 fights. We haven't even finished the fight that is supposed to lead to level 2. And it shouldn't be announced like it's level 2, it should be as if some people logged out, some new ones logged in, and MAYBE we'll name it by chapter. Maybe not, most likely. Plus, do we need Wikipedian and EDian up there? We want no personal attacks against those websites. Conniving 19:32, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
The Wikipedia fight would involve any attacks. It would be that when you defeated the Wikipedian, you would get a special code allowing you to fight Jimbo Wales on the next level. The EDian would be a bit more... aggressively stereotypical. They don't like us, we don't like them. Just take a look at their article on us (sorry I can't link to it, it's filtered by Uncyc's spam filter). Aren't they ever-so-considerate to our style of witty sarcastic humour? Aren't we so considerate to their crass, offensive style of humour? Our page on the ED is a redirect to the Goatse article! By the way, I have a Wikipedia account. I'm a so-called expert and proud! ?|COMRADE_PONGO_V2|RUN_CMD|RUN_GSLYR 16:20, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
I'm aware that they don't like us. We just don't have to make them angry enough to parodize our Grueslayer thing with strange pictures on their site and/or make their Uncyclopedian fighter some n00b who can't tell his head from his ass. And what happened to Zexion? :( I wanted him up there. My whole inspiration for this PvP was the Garden of Assemblage from KHII+, where you fight data versions of the Organization. Conniving 19:40, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
They can parodize us if they want to. I'd be quite amused to see them do a parody of it. Yeah, and you can have Zexion and Sepiroth. Just don't replace Wikipedian and EDian. ?|COMRADE_PONGO_V2|RUN_CMD|RUN_GSLYR 08:22, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
Eh, okay. Conniving 11:40, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
Designed some filler messages for series 2 characters in case the player stumbles upon them. Conniving 01:39, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
Filler messages??? Whut's dat??? ?|COMRADE_PONGO_V2|RUN_CMD|RUN_GSLYR 16:20, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
Messages for when the player tries to challenge some of them anyway. I had a good one for Zexion, but he was taken off the list. :( Conniving 19:56, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
I've decided. Reyalseurg will be the transition character, but will not be labeled with any special characteristic. You can only fight him after the fight with Mega Gruyurg, when he fights alongside you. You cannot fight Mega Gruyurg without triggering the special events from fighting Super-Grue, Super-Eurg, and Anti-Grue. You cannot fight Super-Grue without beating Grue from level 1, you cannot fight Super-Eurg without visiting the Medical Room, and you can fight Anti-Grue right off the bat. Conniving 22:02, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Footnotes[edit | edit source]

  1. ↑ (Han: This is the opposite of the player. Like Shadow Mario, or something.) (Conniving: This could be our Level 2 boss. Let's give him a cutscene before the player sees the series 2 list, just after winning the TYATU fight.) (Uncyclopedian: Or the level 3 boss) (Conniving: Perhaps. But then who's the level 2 boss? I've decided, I want it to be someone original. Or an opponent from a previous chapter that got stronger.) (Pongo: I thought the Eurgressurector would be the opposite of the Grueslayer. I was thinking that everything in the main game could become inverted on the successful pronounciation of Yzzyx.)(Conniving: I say save Eurgressurector for the main plot (a chapter boss) and keep Reyalseurg for some jerk who wanted the name Grueslayer, but is ticked that the player got it first. The Grueslayer from Zork II, maybe?)

C'mon![edit | edit source]

I'M the CREATOR, why can't I be the final boss? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer.gif 01:16, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

You snooze, you loose.
Trar has been kicked from #Grueslayer by Han Solo (And I shoot first.)

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:22, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Well I wrote the rules for it, as well as the plotline. :( I thought the whole PvP thing up. :o Conniving 01:27, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
Conniving created PvP. You created the main plot. I merely slave away like a cog-in-the-machine. According to my cog-in-the-machine brain, Conniving deserves at least tiny amount of credit for creating PvP and writing out the rules. Yes, PvP may be is extension of Grueslayer, that you created. But it is just an extension made by Conniving. I think Conniving deserves to be the main boss. ?|COMRADE_PONGO_V2|RUN_CMD|RUN_GSLYR 07:17, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Okay then. So let it. It's fine. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer.gif 22:27, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Sorry man. :( In any case, program the fight against you. Or put it on level 2. :D So far, i'm the only Implementor on Series 2, and i've decided i'm the boss for level 5. (or whatever the final chapter is) Conniving 22:35, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
Can I be level three's boss? In "level" 1, I can be defeated easily. But not as a boss. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:56, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
Well you're already on Level 1, in your own fight AND the TYATU one that's the level 1 Boss, so there's a problem. I'm not saying it's a bad idea to make you it, but perhaps there's an original character we can put in? Conniving 01:10, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
The TYATU one is Han Soson, ant only my charchter in TYATU. But, how about... The Corps of Discovery? They bribe you to lose or they don't finish the expedition! (Player: But... buu... I live in the Louisiana Territory...) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:23, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
*scratches head* You lost me. :o We'll consider who it is later. We haven't even finished the TYATU fight. Or the Grue fight. And don't bother suggesting the Level 4 boss, I had that planned out since I decided you'd have to fight another boss to fight me. Conniving 01:26, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
??? you lost me! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:28, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
Just finish the TYATU fight. I don't care if Uncyclopedian isn't doing it, you were helping him earlier. Now wrap it up. Conniving 01:30, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
??? You're still losing me! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:32, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
Sweet. Now I just have to put in that cutscene with Reyalseurg, then we can go on to level 2. Fine, make the TYATU plot longer. Just, put that cutscene at the end of it all. :( Conniving 01:46, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
Bu- but... that would take page moves and junk! No. Uncyclopedian and me can turn that Underground shelter thing into a second way out though... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:02, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
Just keep the stray missile as a "stock page" then. One you can fit at any of the TYATU endings. Or make a similar Reyalseurg cutscene for the underground shelter. And again, i'm sorry for rushing. Just that with the level 2 page, I got anxious with it being constructed and connected to nothing. :o Conniving 02:03, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
Only if I get to replace Conniving with Han Solo in another ending. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:15, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
Sure. Heck, you can replace me in the straymissile one. Or set up an option template so that it's either you, me, or Uncyclopedian. Conniving 15:20, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

Hey, can i boss for level 4?

Sign your name. And no. I already decided who is the level 4 transition boss. I'm not telling you who yet. :D Conniving 20:04, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
Well can i be a boss of something?--Naughty Budgie 09:31, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
Program your own fight. And I noticed that after I put the message to stop adding opponents, you added yourself. That's all fine and good, but now i'm all alone on the level 2 list. Conniving 13:03, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
Well, except for Jordan L. now. But it's still lacking. Remember, the ones that appear on level 1 are less skilled than the ones on higher levels. Not lower leveled, just less skilled. They can come back as the same people but stronger, but that's up to YOU to program. Conniving 13:14, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
Come to think of it, we're implementors already. We don't need boss titles. Especially me. The player is supposed to think i'm just an underqualified head-of-security asshole, not the Grand Champion. Conniving 21:51, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
Well, in that case, tell me where the level 2 template is.--202.173.154.7 07:12, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
Um, who are you sir/ma'am? Nice of you to join us, but I think you should log in. Conniving 18:59, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

I think me and Emmzee will be in the final PvP level. 'Cause, y'know, we're the creators. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer.gif 22:36, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Okay, that makes Level 1's Implementor list a little smaller. Say, where IS Emmzee? Conniving 13:46, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
What's the level 2 template?--Naughty Budgie 09:19, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
It's listed in a previous section. Conniving 23:26, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

My picture thingy.[edit | edit source]

Anyone want to have one? I got it off Tektek.org.--Naughty Budgie 04:27, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

What picture thingamajiger? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:28, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
I'm familiar with this. Although I used Gavsim. He's talking about the picture on his fight. Although I wonder, how can I make my pictures monochrome in a certain color, like green? Conniving 11:33, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
What you do is go to photshop, shift the hue to green and colorize.--Naughty Budgie 02:12, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
I don't have Photoshop. T_T Conniving 15:21, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
I do. Give me the pictures and i'll Grueslayer 'em up for ya.--Naughty Budgie 01:50, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
On Tektek, i'm "406684". It's what I imagine my character "Conniving" to look like. No wait, I should put a shirt on him. >_< I'll use a different model, but make that one green anyway. I want to see how it will come out with the cape, and whether or not I should remove it. Conniving 13:49, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
Reyalseurg would look something like "761138" without the shurikens on his back. It's a concept, but I didn't make that avatar. Conniving 23:11, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  • If you thought up the character, put them under your name.
  • If they're not yours to own but are still in Grueslayer or Grueslayer PvP (an example is the Ur-Grue or a real-life person like Chuck Norris), put them under the one who designed the model.
  • Remember, you're not limited to Tektek or Gavsim.
  • The model does NOT have to be based on Gaia Online.
  • Remember to link to the picture URL when your picture is finished in case someone else wants to use that tool.
  • This is NOT for who you want to get into Super Smash Bros. Brawl! (Meaning, the ones you list must eventually be PvP challengers, but putting them here doesn't guarantee they get put up if enough people hate the concept.)
Why is my name in there? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:09, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
In the Brawl reference? Just so that you'd bite and ask why. Hee hee. Conniving 02:47, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
O RLY now? Chech again. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:57, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
I think you mean, "Czech" again. :D Conniving 03:11, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
Heh heh heh... check it now..--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:16, 21 June 2007 (UTC).
Oh a wiseguy, eh? :o Conniving 03:18, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
Han Solo has fragged Aelita and Conniving --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:22, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
Conniving has sent Han Solo to "The Abyss" for 30 minutes. (Blow me up, but do NOT touch Aelita. -_-)
Er, I beat the Abyss. And why? Is there some sort of "lovey-dovey" here? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:25, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
Nope, just part of my roleplay character. To sum it up in a sentence: If you're the type to die protecting something, I may have found someone worthy of killing for. And really, the "Abyss" i'm talking about is the type you send unruly players to if you're a DM. You know, a time-out place. :o Conniving 03:27, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
Anyway, this "sub-plot within a sub-plot" is kinda cool. Can i do it too? Also, I wsn't even fragging the "Aelita" that is in Grueslayer. Don't you watch Code:LYOKO? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:32, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
I watch that too. For a good while on Uncyclopedia, the Code: LYOKO article was a focus of mine. That's why when I talked about Uncyclopedian's article whoring, I linked to it. :D Although, I haven't seen a single episode of the new season. I have no idea when it comes on. Still, no touching the Gardevoir. (Aelita: But what's the point of making me a boss then?) (Conniving: I fully encourage it, Han. Just remember, I decide who's the level 4 transition fighter.) Conniving 03:34, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
They can be rivals. Or somthing. And I believe the new season is on "Cartoon Network" on tuesdays. I lost intrest, though. I don't even know what channel Cartoon Network is on. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:38, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
Who would be rivals? O_o Conniving 03:42, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
The part of MY roll play character. (I just made her.) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:47, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
Alright, Conniving. I meant that the GS can meet Akani if they try to battle me on one level, but can not fight, and in the next leven, you can fight her if you help her rescue her family from the Ur-Grue. Still need more? Respond. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:15, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
That sounds like it's more worthy of the main game. Conniving 00:18, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
Er... Woo! Cool, now she can be an in-game character? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:19, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
Take that up with Trar. Anyway, i'm at an impasse. Whenever I pulled this PvP thing on another site (I give them a simple list of opponents and roleplay as their enemy), Aelita would come JUST BEFORE me (meaning you could not fight me without winning against her). She's who I decided would transition to the final level, but is putting her on level 5 better? If the latter, then you have to unlock everything that can be unlocked from fighting challengers on every level (Team Implementor, Sephiroth, etc.) If I keep her at level 4, you just have to beat up less opponents to recover her artifact. And yes, I thought up this whole subplot thing thouroughly. >:) Conniving 00:22, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

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  • Conniving http://www.tektek.org/avatar/768901
  • Ur-Grue (I imagined the Ur-Grue to be a giant albino Grue. However, this looks more regal.) http://www.tektek.org/avatar/802130
  • Sol-Eurg (The polar opposite of the Ur-Grue. Is also short-tempered and irrational.) http://www.tektek.org/avatar/805837
  • Connie Eau (Water Elemental) (Forms out of and melts into muddy field at will. Tries to smother GS.) http://www.tektek.org/avatar/808345
  • Bernard Feu (Fire Elemental) (I could have made this guy Sigtorasorbex, but I removed the horns and added fire to make this.) http://www.tektek.org/avatar/808521
  • Ivan Vent (Wind Elemental) (Attacks with machinery. Completely unstable but rather clever.) http://www.tektek.org/avatar/809040
  • Blossom Terre (Earth Elemental) (Pretends to have no clue to what is going on. Pretends.) http://www.tektek.org/avatar/809349
  • Aelita (appears in Level 3 to substitute for Conniving, who is busy) http://www.tektek.org/avatar/829201
    • (Aelita can be fought on level 3, but can NOT be defeated. Has something to do with missing a trinket that keeps one's immense power on a leash. Trying to duel her without returning the pieces of her artifact will only result in the player being UTTERLY FUCKING ANNIHILATED. Only by fulfilling certain conditions on level 4 will Grueslayer be able to duel her in earnest. Of course, after activating those conditions, GS can go back to the level 3 list, fight her there, and win, taking them to level 5 anyway.)

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Add your own character. Not needed, but it does give me some insight. I want to see what Sir Uncyclopedia looks like. And the model doesn't have to be Gaia-based either. Oh, and they MUST be a challenger at some point. Conniving 01:35, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

I created a Sir Uncyclopedia and horse thing here on Uncyclopedia for GS. Introducing...Gssiruncyclopedia.JPG

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

The idea is that you make a detailed model that hints at what type of armor/weapon/ability they have. They clearly won't be used in actual matches. As an actual usable GS image, it needs to look lower in resolution. And not JPG. Use PNG. Conniving 02:35, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
There is nothing knightlike in the Tektek hats and helmets. Also, look at the article Sir Uncyclopedia for a few possible pics, and every one of Sir Uncyclopedia's weapons, armor, and other stuff. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
There's the Helm of the Vikings on Reyalseurg and the armor that the Ur-Grue has. Try a combination of those, then add other stuff. Plus, you're not limited to Tektek. You can make Sir Uncyclopedia in GS format if you can fix up the image. We shouldn't have scribbles, we need oversized pixel images. Conniving 02:45, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
I found good stuff on Tektek now. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Awesome image. Now design more. I may move this list to its own topic if it gets big enough. Conniving 02:51, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
Han made up the Female Deputy, right? Conniving 03:02, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
I thought of the Little Girl idea. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Did you get that from when that anonymous IP put that "We Wan't Candy" on my PvP page? If not, feel free to put them on your sublist. Conniving 03:24, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
No. I didn't do the Tektek thing, I just came up with the GS idea. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
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I already have one that you can see on the left (click to enlarge), but I'm open for multiple pics for my battle, via the options template. My real photo can be seen here (the doctor get up was from when I was acting in a student film). --Citation-Seer 03:59, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

We neither want nor need anybody's real life portrait. This is the Intarwebs. You can be anyone. As long as you don't look cooler than Conniving. Heh heh. It's a shame though, Gaia Online doesn't have the hat I wanted to put on. Conniving 04:03, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
Sorry conniving, I mixed you and citation-Seer up. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:07, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

I only put my portrait up as a reference. I'd like my guy to look like the real me to a degree. --Citation-Seer 04:32, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

You must design it yourself. Conniving 04:33, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Woah. I've got a lot of work to do.--Naughty Budgie 09:29, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

It's not that i'm asking you to make these images green. I just want you to see them and gain insight on the characters and their abilities. Make some of your own if you like. Conniving 18:14, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

I lost my original, so here's one that looks more like me hair-wise.56c859.png--Naughty Budgie 23:40, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

Could you please put that in the list with a link to the image? That way, if needed, it'll be easier to edit. Conniving 00:17, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
Nope. Lost that too. I seem to be losing everything these days...--Naughty Budgie 03:54, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

Here are some green-ified images[edit | edit source]

Sol-Eurg copy.jpg--Naughty Budgie 02:11, 8 July 2007 (UTC) Ur Grue.jpg--Naughty Budgie 02:14, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Interesting. You didn't have to, though. The images were just for reference, so I know what people look like. Besides, it's not the right shade of green. =/ Conniving 14:40, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

Fight Codes (list here)[edit | edit source]

Okay, i've figured out who needs a code to fight. The reason there's a code system is that by fighting certain opponents before fighting others, the latter will comment on your fight against the first guy. Gives more sense of a plot. I haven't done the Grue fight, so I don't know Super Grue's code.

  • Super Grue (detergent) Maybe this?
  • Super Eurg (sphragidon) (Secret password to fight Super Eurg.)
  • Mega Gruyurg (???)
  • Zexion (lexicon) (This code is obtained when you BEAT Zexion)
  • Agent U (FOPagentUvsIRS) (Reference to the UnBook) (passwords should be lowercase)
  • Naughty Budgie on level 2 (mooninitesflipyoudafinger) (secret password) (Conniving: You haven't even finished your level 1 fight. Finish that first. ) (Naughty Budgie: I'm just getting prepared. My final fights going to be on level 4.) (Conniving: Finish the first one. And I think you should escape each time while leaving behind the item that has the code. Just a suggestion. )(Naughty Budgie: I was planning actually to have something like that. The player in the first fight pushes me in by finding me, weakening me, the using the crystal armadillo to push me into my spiral galaxy.)(Conniving: Aww drat. I can't declare a winner then. :( Or... maybe I can. Yeah, i'll call it a ringout. )
  • The mooninites (checkitoutyall)--Naughty Budgie 02:29, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Don't forget[edit | edit source]

We need pictures. This is Grueslayer, not Zork.--Naughty Budgie 02:36, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

It's a shame Emmzee hasn't contributed in forever. Still, i'm sure Pongo could help you there if you asked him. Conniving 15:22, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
Well, i can makes some.--Naughty Budgie 10:11, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
Okay, Budgie can. But remember, they have to look pixilated. Conniving 20:13, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Remember this...[edit | edit source]

Gives the feel of a regular online PvP room when there's people with asinine names. You just know you want to get your hands dirty wiping them off the face of the planet with your Electron Hand Cannon.

I understand original and video-game characters like Sir Uncyclopedia and Sephiroth are fun to add, but don't forget to add people with those really freaking annoying screen names, the ones you see on MMOs or Neopets. You know, like SkUlL_pWnAgE or oOoOo_jane_oOoOo. Everyone wants to go in and kick these asswipes in the teeth, so why not give the people what they want?

Also,[edit | edit source]

Make the endings logical. I am moving the ending of the TYATU battle to a time where it makes sense. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

And didn't L say not to do any one-link-only pages? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
You mean the stray missile one? I was hoping that was a seperate cutscene. But he did say that, huh? Conniving 21:20, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
Grueslayer talk page. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Good point, but what else would it link to? Conniving 01:09, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
Maybe Han Soson goes insane? Launching nukes! And he gets killed by an angry Darth Communist(Engelsfair). Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
I'm making a seperate cutscene from the Underground shelter. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:39, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
I am getting an APC scene in the thing. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
What's an APC? Conniving 01:51, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
I dunno, but Han put lots of them in TYATU(The Unscript). Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Armored Personnel Carrier. The military uses it to transport troops from 1 point to the other safefully. Hopefully. And I only put TWO APCs in the UnScript. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:53, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
That explains a lot. Like with the fight against Han Solo. I was wondering about that for a while. Are you sure it will fit in the underground shelter, though? Conniving 02:17, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Team Implementor[edit | edit source]

Although Conniving seems to be wanting to be the final boss for this game, who would be for a battle with all of the Implementors/Game Creators towards the end of PvP? Good idea or no? --[citations needed] 09:51, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Something I considered too. On the final level, there'll be a bunch of high-end bosses (Ur-Grue, Big Boss, Giga Bowser), the chance to fight Conniving and perhaps a boss rush under Groups and Armies. Conniving 18:51, 15 June 2007 (UTC)


I think the TI battle should only be unlocked by getting to the last level and defeating all implementors and creators. Each Implementor should release one symbol to the code. The code itself would have to be something random and non-grammatical, like, for example, ©∆≈?Ωø«∞. So, when one of the implementors is defeated, a message like the following could appear as a cut scene:
Just as you step out of the room a blinding light surrounds you. When it dims, The Ω Pendant appears, hovering in mid air before your face. 
A booming voice seemingly from within the walls... erm,... booms, "Collect all Pendants and Insert them into Room Implementor's Door URL to Complete your Final Task!" 

You have collected the Jordan L. Pendant!
_ _ _ Ω _ _ _

A swirling cloud then engulfs you. When the mist finally clears you find yourself back in the entrance of the PvP Zone Foyer.

--Citation-Seer 03:41, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

I claim ∞! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Leave me out of this code for obvious reasons. I'll stick to my own schemes. Conniving 04:28, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

I'll be either π or †, whichever one somebody else doesn't want. --Citation-Seer 04:56, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

We're gonna have to find a place to collaborate putting this battle together. And it has to be the toughest of the game -- other then Conniving's, if he minds as such. --Citation-Seer 04:56, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
I don't think Trar will like his abilities being watered down. He decided that he and Emmzee will be on the final level. If seven Implementors are going to fight together, they're getting watered down (think Fighting Wire Frames from Super Smash Bros. Melee). Conniving 11:45, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
Oh, and you can chose whatever pendant/symbol/whachimacallit/exc. you want, even regular ol' letters and numbers, as long as it shown up on most computers. --Citation-Seer 04:58, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
I Claim ? as my own! --Naughty Budgie 09:33, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
Remember that all challengers must be beatable. Are you really planning to put all but one of the implementors (seven if you add the creators) in the same match with Grueslayer just to know they'll be at one-seventh their power level and all get humiliated by the player? Come on, how many Implementors does it take to beat that guy? Conniving 11:31, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
Don't worry about that; I'm planning for this to be as long and as difficult as possible. It's probably gonna be the length of two Intermediate Chapters at the least, whereas the battle itself is going to for sure have only one way to complete. It's going to be completed with plenty of detours and hidden links within the text.
And the Implementors won't be weakened at all, either. Each one will get as much amount of battle time as s/he desires. We'll all get to fight alone, with another Implementor, with an army, and all together if enough of us sign up.
"If a player manages to make it through half the battle alive then we'll deserve to be humiliated.

--* 01:04, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

Alright then. If you can get the others to agree to a lengthy setup, go ahead. But two intermediate chapters? And that's at level 5 (or the last of however many levels we actually do), worry about that later. What can you do with the level 1 plots? The match against Sigtorasorbex is a prime example of a PvP match. See if you can improve upon the layout in another match. Conniving 02:43, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
I claim ❈ and Þ. Which one do you think is better? —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 17:52, 27 September 2007 (UTC)
This comes later. Pongo, could you please look at the My Picture Thingy and make some character models so I know what they look like? A model of yourself would be highly appreciated. Conniving 20:52, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Tag teams?[edit | edit source]

Perhaps there should be a tag-team sub-arena, but who would the player have to team up with?--Naughty Budgie 01:51, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

It could be a training room. Someone can be seen building a lower floor, with a training area. The people there are out of control and take two to fight. Other than that, I don't think we need it if we have fights like Mega Gruyurg and the Group matches. Conniving 12:24, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
I say it should be a sub-arena, and allies should be the following: A n00b, any allies from the main GS game(So far, just the Deputy), and a Party Killer. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
What is this, Battle Tower? Conniving 00:52, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
Well, if you MUST go through with this, make sure it's not a "list" of people you can fight. Make each one a subplot in which you're instantly thrown into battle by some jerk who thinks he/she can conquer the world or is better than you, and have someone jump in to help out. Conniving 01:15, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
What?--Naughty Budgie 09:36, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
Put the fights on the line to the bathroom instead. The one on level 1 is a dead end features a gunfight, and the others have somebody picking a fight with you. I thought up this plotline on level 3 with the Sol-Eurg arguing with Conniving that there's only one bathroom. Conniving argues that trying to build two bathrooms now would require tearing up the walls and such, and could compromise the structual integrity of that section of the building. The Sol-Eurg, with her rather short temper, pulls out her Sun Staff and lunges at Conniving. At this point, the player has the option of returning to the lobby or helping Conniving calm the enraged Eurg down. If Conniving and Grueslayer don't get UTTERLY FUCKING ANNIHILATED, the player gets the code to fight Sol-Eurg as she will have returned to the lobby. Oh, and during the fight, the walls get broken up anyway. The player leaves after the fight and Conniving stays to build that second bathroom anyway. Conniving 11:56, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
Hmmm... I don't quite like the tag team arena... but the bathroom one is a good idea. And maybe some other admin can try to break the fight up, but they get UTTERLY FUCKING ANNIHILATED --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 14:10, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
Okay. :) I must admit, I don't care for the tag-team arena idea anyway. That makes the whole fight with Mega Gruyurg pointless, as Reyalseurg knows the code too (he wasn't stupid to throw the challengers into the same corner so they could combine) and comes to help. Conniving 15:10, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

New PvP Template[edit | edit source]

– New Message Received From Citation-Seer: “I just created {{Template:SlayerPvPMG|(From Who Goes Here)|(What's Said Goes Here)}} template for PvP for when the player receives a message. I don't necessarily like the colors, though.”

A bit superfluous, as we have a message system (says things like Message from Jordan L.:). We can insert links, but their color will be yellow. Conniving 15:56, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

SUGGESTION[edit | edit source]

I suggest we do all the battles needed to get to the end of the sub-plot first, and do optional fights next. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:29, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

I suggest we just finish all the level 1 fights, optional or not. Unfortunately, i'm not sure what to do with fight such as "Grue". Conniving 00:34, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
Being half-grue, I can do that fight. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:36, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
Ah, that's a big help if you do. I'm really not sure what to do. I'm more of an "overall-story" type of guy. Pongo's the one that's good with programming actual gameplay. Conniving 00:38, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
Hey! Me too! I even started the plot for Grueslayer Easy mode. But i'm also a gameplay guy. I'm kinda bth. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:39, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
Well just remember, every time you make a Grue win page, put the code there. The code is "detergent", so the Grue should drop something that has the code on it. How about a Half-Full Bottle of Detergent? Conniving 18:16, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
What are you planning with the /UniversebigbangBOOM! code? I don't know how to activate it. Besides, codes should only have letters and numbers. Conniving 01:10, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
??? Er, what? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:12, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
I can't use the code. Where does it go? Conniving 13:24, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

announcement[edit | edit source]

I won't start worrying about myself too much until the final level, where I must program my (winnable, but xtremely fuckin' hard) fight, to get this pendant thing(i choose what it is, yo), to combine with the rest to [you do the plot from here], which somehow leads to a final boss battle with Conniving.

And I think that I should be the final guy to fight, Emmzee is second since we are the creators. The rest of you are first. Maybe Jedravent could be first, with the second, third, and so on being better, more experienced GS DEV TEAM members that have been around longer, with Han going after Pongo, and Citation-Seer after Pongo. Conniving is the final boss of PvP only because he made PvP. And that about sums up MY plot. Any comments, other ideas or improvements? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer.gif 21:06, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

I've decided that I should be a mid-way point. Ten levels. I get pissed off from what went down in level 4, then kill the Grand Champion. Since I never "typed in" any levels, i'm eligible for the title. Then Grueslayer beats me and goes on to be the best player on the server. Afterwards, some plot involving Reyalseurg coming back to start trouble surfaces. Conniving 23:03, 26 September 2007 (UTC)
Then again, ten is a lot of levels. Maybe i'll stick to my first plan. Conniving 23:03, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

Question[edit | edit source]

Have we started Level 3 yet? —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 16:59, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

Not that I know. We just got to Level 2. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
We haven't even finished level 1. Conniving 20:38, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
We can get to Level 2 by following Level 1 links now. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
I wonder if I should make multiple fights lead to it. But only for level 1 to 2. The rest involve specific opponents. If I did something like that, I could have a reason to work on fights like "Grue". Everyone wants to kill Grues. Conniving 20:44, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
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