User:Comrade Drecksack

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Various User Boxes IP Comrade Drecksack's IP is 127.0.0.1. IP This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home. This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo. This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) This user is a member of The Brotherhood of Users Who Have Never Been Laid. This user joined the Folding@home Team, because they give a damn & so should you. This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. This user is a Mad Scientist. This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in. This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging. ... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. ... This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie! This user edits games online. RIGHT ON! Dialing… Verifying username and password… Shit! This user contributes using dial-up!

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This user does not speak AOLer and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all AOLer speakers.

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This user does not speak Valley girl and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Valley girl speakers.

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