User:Comrade Drecksack

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This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
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Comrade Drecksack's IP is 127.0.0.1.
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Che santoru.png This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.
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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user joined the Folding@home Team

, because they give

a damn & so should you.
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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This user is a Mad Scientist.
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This user is a Mercenary

, and chooses their own wars

to fight in.
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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!
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This user edits games online. RIGHT ON!
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Shit! This user contributes using dial-up!
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This user is a native speaker of American English.
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This user is a native speaker of English.
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This user is a native speaker of 1337.
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This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.
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This user speaks Igpay Atinlay at a near-native level.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Geek.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.
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ja-1-I This user is able to speak with a basic level of Japanese but is too stupid to learn how to read it.

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This user does not understand English, but Louder (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user only speaks Engrish enough to seduce native Engrish speakers .
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This fucker speaks Deutsch heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks their ****ing mind all the g*******d time, ya j******.
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Bullsh!t whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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This user does not speak Bullsh!t and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Bullsh!t speakers.
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This user does not speak AOLer and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all AOLer speakers.
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This user does not speak Valley girl and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Valley girl speakers.
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