User:Capercorn/Capercorn

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OWS Clan Captain

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   my anti-drug
LOL... Goatse...
I truly believe that this man does not quite like me

Oscar Wilde on Capercorn

CORRECT! NOW SHUUUT UP!!! BOO YAH!!

Capercorn on Oscar Wilde

BENSON IS BETTER THEN YOU!!

BENSON on Tortilla The Hun

FOOL! Tortilla will defeat you, long live the Fawwaz!

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Capercorn is awesome, he is infinately cooler than <insert name here>. AAAAAAAAA AA AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!. В советской России, Язык, быстрый в ВАС!! Capercorn is also the creator of Giant Space Beetles. Capercorn is currently fixing Wisconsin. Capercorn lives in a far away place, simmilar to Soviet Russia, but not in Euro-Asia (However, just as scary).

Current News

Capercorn decides to fight for Intarwebz Neutrality. You can too. Just click here.

Capercorn has ended school... Grr...

Capercorn has returned from his emo hiatus. Rejoice.


Bio[edit]

Summer of 2006, CABAL INTARWEBS, Capercorn landed on the shores of UNCYCLOPEDIA, and faded into obscurity. A COUPLE OF MONTHES LATER, Capercorn returned, ready to make Funny stuff. At this, Capercorn barely succeded, with Giant Space Beetles. A literary Masterpiece. Capercorn then decided that other stuff was less funny and began to use VFD a lot. IT WAS THERE that Capercorn performed his greatest action ever, The Capercorn Nazi War Crime Trials, where Capercorn burnt down all the Secret Nazi Forests and killed many Nazis. From there, Capercorn migrated to BENSON's House of Pancakes, where he mostly does work for High General Grue. Capercorn now wants you to watch stupid Uncyclopedia videos that Capercorn found on Youtube.

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WEREHAMSTER Award

WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason.
THIS USER IS A WEREHAMSTER!!! BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID!!


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They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.


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HEIL LJLEGO!
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Paul Bunyan thanks you for supporting him and his fellow bunyanists in the ongoing struggle against the evils of science and reason. Mr. Bunyan salutes you!


List of the Amazing Capercorn's subpages![edit]

I hope you have enjoyed your stay in Capercorn Land. Signed --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS

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