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~ Oscar Wilde on Capercorn“CORRECT! NOW SHUUUT UP!!! BOO YAH!!”
~ Capercorn on Oscar Wilde“BENSON IS BETTER THEN YOU!!”
~ BENSON on Tortilla The Hun“FOOL! Tortilla will defeat you, long live the Fawwaz!”
~ Capercorn on BENSON
Capercorn is awesome, he is infinately cooler than <insert name here>. AAAAAAAAA AA AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!. В советской России, Язык, быстрый в ВАС!! Capercorn is also the creator of Giant Space Beetles. Capercorn is currently fixing Wisconsin. Capercorn lives in a far away place, simmilar to Soviet Russia, but not in Euro-Asia (However, just as scary).
Capercorn decides to fight for Intarwebz Neutrality. You can too. Just click here.
Capercorn has ended school... Grr...
Capercorn has returned from his emo hiatus. Rejoice.
Summer of 2006, CABAL INTARWEBS, Capercorn landed on the shores of UNCYCLOPEDIA, and faded into obscurity. A COUPLE OF MONTHES LATER, Capercorn returned, ready to make Funny stuff. At this, Capercorn barely succeded, with Giant Space Beetles. A literary Masterpiece. Capercorn then decided that other stuff was less funny and began to use VFD a lot. IT WAS THERE that Capercorn performed his greatest action ever, The Capercorn Nazi War Crime Trials, where Capercorn burnt down all the Secret Nazi Forests and killed many Nazis. From there, Capercorn migrated to BENSON's House of Pancakes, where he mostly does work for High General Grue. Capercorn now wants you to watch stupid Uncyclopedia videos that Capercorn found on Youtube.
Capercorn Approved Movies
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They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.
|Capercorn is a certified Goatsebuster! This user has done their part to stamp out Goatse wherever it is found on the Internets, and especially on Uncyclopedia!|
|Thanks for voting FOR Nazi in VFH. It's good to know where your priorities lie /me steps back and calls the police.|
Paul Bunyan thanks you for supporting him and his fellow bunyanists in the ongoing struggle against the evils of science and reason. Mr. Bunyan salutes you!
List of the Amazing Capercorn's subpages!
- Nuremburg Award -Do not edit, all those who do shall feel the wrath of a computer geek.
- Nuremburg Admin Award -As with all my templates, do not edit this.
- VFD Userbox -A userbox for people who VFD.
- User Radioactive -Random Userbox
- Capercorn Award -Personal Award given for random stuff. Never given in mass ammounts.
I hope you have enjoyed your stay in Capercorn Land. Signed --