User:Capercorn/Capercorn

OWS Clan Captain

|L|O|R|D| |F|L|U|F|F|Y|
   my anti-drug

LOL... Goatse...

“I truly believe that this man does not quite like me”

~ Oscar Wilde on Capercorn

“CORRECT! NOW SHUUUT UP!!! BOO YAH!!”

~ Capercorn on Oscar Wilde

“BENSON IS BETTER THEN YOU!!”

~ BENSON on Tortilla The Hun

“FOOL! Tortilla will defeat you, long live the Fawwaz!”

~ Capercorn on BENSON

Capercorn is awesome, he is infinately cooler than <insert name here>. AAAAAAAAA AA AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!. В советской России, Язык, быстрый в ВАС!! Capercorn is also the creator of Giant Space Beetles. Capercorn is currently fixing Wisconsin. Capercorn lives in a far away place, simmilar to Soviet Russia, but not in Euro-Asia (However, just as scary).

Current News

Capercorn decides to fight for Intarwebz Neutrality. You can too. Just click here.

Capercorn has ended school... Grr...

Capercorn has returned from his emo hiatus. Rejoice.

Bio

Summer of 2006, CABAL INTARWEBS, Capercorn landed on the shores of UNCYCLOPEDIA, and faded into obscurity. A COUPLE OF MONTHES LATER, Capercorn returned, ready to make Funny stuff. At this, Capercorn barely succeded, with Giant Space Beetles. A literary Masterpiece. Capercorn then decided that other stuff was less funny and began to use VFD a lot. IT WAS THERE that Capercorn performed his greatest action ever, The Capercorn Nazi War Crime Trials, where Capercorn burnt down all the Secret Nazi Forests and killed many Nazis. From there, Capercorn migrated to BENSON's House of Pancakes, where he mostly does work for High General Grue. Capercorn now wants you to watch stupid Uncyclopedia videos that Capercorn found on Youtube.

Capercorn Approved Movies

• See User:Capercorn/videos

AAAAAAA

A AAAAA AAAA AAAA AA AAA AAAAAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AA AAAA AAAAAAA. AAAA AA AA AAAAAAAAA. A AAA AAA. AA AAAA AAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAA AA AAAAA.

Userboxes

This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.	♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂	This user is a geek.
This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)	RENT This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666. RENT	This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.
AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! AA!	This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.	Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.	This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.	This user joined the Folding@home Team , because they give a damn & so should you.
This user has eye beams.	This user denounces BENSON.
Sex This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you. Sex	This user is a Ninja , with dominion over everything totally sweet.	This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Do not eat eurgs, lest you die of grued poisoning. Help!
This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.	o Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? o	This user loves pi
This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.	Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!	This user is a paladin . Hide your demons and undead.
This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?	This user chooses the fate of articles on VFD. Fear Them.	This User joined the Grue Army. FEAR HIM.
This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.	This user is radioactive. Run or be called a retard.	For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Capercorn/Capercorn also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.
	This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.	This User is a member of Grue Army Special Forces. FEAR THEM GREATLY!
This user is a Free Citizen! That means this user supports democracy and has renounced the tyrannical oppression of communists/ socialists!	This user is a member of Twin Suns Squadron. Fear them.	OC! This user loves the Old Contents and wants it reinstated.
This user likes his/her Guns, and therefore chooses to keep them. Fear Them.

Awardness

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia

This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

The Capercorn Award Capercorn Gives you much thankings for giving Capercorn Great Success! Congrats! Awarded for Being the Amazing Capercorn.

Capercorn is a certified Goatsebuster! This user has done their part to stamp out Goatse wherever it is found on the Internets, and especially on Uncyclopedia!

	HEIL LJLEGO!
	Thanks for voting FOR Nazi in VFH. It's good to know where your priorities lie /me steps back and calls the police.

Paul Bunyan thanks you for supporting him and his fellow bunyanists in the ongoing struggle against the evils of science and reason. Mr. Bunyan salutes you!

List of the Amazing Capercorn's subpages!

• Nuremburg Award -Do not edit, all those who do shall feel the wrath of a computer geek.
• Nuremburg Admin Award -As with all my templates, do not edit this.
• VFD Userbox -A userbox for people who VFD.
• User Radioactive -Random Userbox
• Capercorn Award -Personal Award given for random stuff. Never given in mass ammounts.

I hope you have enjoyed your stay in Capercorn Land. Signed --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS

User Nominated for Ban

This user has been nominated for banning —you can vote for them to be banned or nominate your least-favourite users at FFS.