User:Cadoor

Cadoor I'm alive and Delictable

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I am cadoor my interests are chess, repeating myself and chess. I had a friend who used to live next door to me, When we were doing our homework if we were stuck on problems we wrote messages on phones and threw our phones back and forth, When he found out that we could call each other he went insane. They took him to the metal hospital forever. I am not sure what his name is but i think it's Fred. I like ice cream it's all creamy and nice, hey what was we talking about, oh my friend Jim. When i went to see Jim in the metal hospital i remembered my friend was Fred so I was speaking to wrong guy for 30 minutes I was speaking to the wrong guy for 30 minutes sorry I told you I liked to repeat myself. This was cadoor your guide to the universe.

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For anyone who cares this is what it looked like when Fred went crazy!

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