User talk:BackUp2

Welcome!

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Hello, BackUp2, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. You seem to have a sense of humor, but to be sure that it corresponds to the kind of humor that is accepted on this site, I suggest checking out the following links:

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At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but I do recommend it, it can be quite enjoyable, and it's a good chance to let others take notice of your writing. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:BackUp2/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

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-Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:57, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

Your stuff

Keep your pages in your userspace, mainspace is for articles only. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:00, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

I request permission

Can I have permission to redirect the page to ATi Usership, that's where the talk area is. If no answer is here, I will redirect it myself.

You're not allowed to have a talk page in mainspace. If you want to name your talkpage "ATi Usership" then place it at "User:BackUp2/ATi Usership" and/or use {{title}} to change the title. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:02, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

Read Cup Airways Flight 911

Read:

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Cup Airways Flight 911 and tell me how it is

I can see some funny in it, but it may need some more. For a complete review of your article, you can place a request at Pee Review. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:38, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

JetRed

Could you make a JetRed page? I want JetRed to be an airline

Stop spamming

You keep adding stuff like this. Just randomly adding some text which has nothing to do with the article in question simply just makes a mess of the article, and makes no one feel good. This is a polite request. Please take note of it. Thanks. MrN 15:24, Mar 2

Al Qaeda

Do not move it again. I'm starting to wonder what exactly are you doing with all the bizarre edits you've been throwing around. I Strongly suggest you read the links left for you in the welcome message. ~ 19:24, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Chill out

Thank you for your interest in creating articles on Uncyclopedia. I'm going to suggest that you take time to write good articles, instead of creating a bunch of low-content articles and then moving on. Uncyclopedia isn't a race, and we value quality over quantity here. One good article is worth a thousand one-liners. Also, always wear a condom. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 20:29, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Hello!

You remind me of me not so long ago. I suggest you read this thouroughly...

To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace before moving it to main space. Lets say you wanted to do an article on , I dunno, airplanes. You could create this in your userspace as User:BackUp2/Airplanes) so you can edit it at your leisure.

~Formerly Annoying Crap 12:47, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

BRING BACK User:BackUp2/US Airlines

WHY DID YOU HUFF USER:BACKUP2/US AIRLINES, I DID NOT DO ANYTHING WRONG, AND IT WAS UNDER CONSTRUCTION!!!!

Relax, It is right here: User:BackUp2/US Airlines ~Formerly Annoying Crap 13:02, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

RENAME MY PAGE

Well, I SPELLED THE PAGE WRONG, AND IT WONT LET ME FIX IT. IT IS CALLED User:BackUp2/US Arlines I MADE A MISTAKE PLEASE FIX IT TO User:BackUp2/US Airlines

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PLEASE!!!!!

I'm two steps ahead of you... Already done ;) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 13:05, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, Zana got it for you. Just to explain: I deleted the mainspace page because moving creates redirects, and we don't like having redirects to userspace articles in the main space. When you have finished the article in your userspace, and it is pristine and hilarious, you can move it back. But please calm down a little and don't be so quick to allcaps! Also, even on your own talk page, don't forget to sign your posts! ;-) --UU - natter 13:08, Mar 3

ATi Usership

User:BackUp2/ATi Usership

All Done

I HAVE RETIRED FROM UNCYCLOPEDIA. YOU GUYS ARE JUST PUSHING MY BUTTONS BYE!

Glad to see YOU'RE BACK! Easy on the all caps, it's like you're yelling at us... I promise we don't bite too hard, so stick around, eh? I can help you if you need clarification on rules of editing and such, but please be reasonable... k? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 06:03, 19 March 2009

Any reason for that last edit?

You know, the one where you screwed up the TV infobox template? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:45, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

I suggest a new TV channel template be created

I am also glad you are back

But... Please don't start spamming your 911 stuff all over the place as you were before. Think about what you are doing a bit more and think if what you are adding actually makes the page better. MrN 19:13, Mar 28

 Done DEAL!

Cool. If you sign with ~~~~ on talk pages we all know who said what. It says that and a lot of other useful things in that message at the top of your page. If you are going to have fun here I honestly suggest you read it, and follow some of the links it gives you to get more of an idea of how things work around here. BGBU and HTBFANJS are probably the most important. Enjoy your stay... MrN 19:18, Mar 28

Time out

All right mate, listen up very carefully. Your editing privileges are very close to be removed on a permanent basis. You have no idea how this site work, you keep creating one liners that get deleted after a minute even though you've been asked several times to stop doing so. You create infoboxes that don't work and you recreate deleted items. You will now stop editing. You will read BGBU and HTBFANJS before editing further. You will talk to me and prove that you know how you know to edit before you edit any more articles or create anything new. Am I clear yet? I will not repeat this message. ~ 00:36, 29 March 2009 (UTC)