Uncyclopedia talk:Writer of the Year

Quandry

What the hell?! It's like the donut shop first thing in the morning, when the racks are full and they're still warm. They all look so delicious. How am I to choose? Damn you all and your talent! I asked my magic 8-ball and it said, "How the hell should I know? I'm a friggin' Magic 8-ball over here!". Bah!--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:13, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, that's why I haven't voted yet. I still think two or three more could be on this list.--<<>> 17:46, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

Gentlemen, if I may tempt you... 11 succulent featured flavours to enjoy.  :) Low fat, no preservatives, ... possibly. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 18:06, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

You whore! :D -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 18:07, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

(Heh. Taught me everything he knows. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 18:10, 2 January 2007 (UTC))

Well, it would of been hard with the first four people, so I decided to add Procopius to the list to make it even harder. You're welcome. —Braydie at 18:18, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

Shameless power play

In the event of a tie, do I get to choose who to release my delegates to?--Procopius 18:56, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

No, there's a bowl out in ASDA car park after tea. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 19:17, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Have I won?

Do I get a badge? When's Kofi Annan coming around with the popcorn? --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 12:59, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Congratulations, you win this special, potato shaped trophy. Only the cleverest of people can see it, some idiots say it's invisible. In fact, it's on your mantelpiece right now.

Actually, the truth is I couldn't be bothered making a template, so if anyone's up to it...

And congratulations, Hardwick on yet another award that I... (sobs) can't win. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 19:15, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

STM

The guy's an inspiration, and I wanted to give him my vote so badly that it hurts, but I couldn't because the page is locked or stuck or only for the wise. I got bitter and disillusioned. I tried to solve this by hitting an officer of the law with a car tyre and ended up in jail. Now I am bitter and disillusioned and in jail. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 06:22, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Don't worry. They're actually really, really behind. It's a window to 2005, apparently.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:41, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

So ... is someone going to unlock this page for editing or what? --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 06:49, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, that was my fault. I should have predicted that 2005 voting would start. —Braydie at 17:50, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

Eligibility requirements

I formally object to the requirement that one must be living to receive this award. Many a great writer has been completely unknown while living, only to achieve great fame and profit in death, when it does one absolutely no good whatsoever. Why, even our patron saint is dead, and so are potatoes, usually. What happens if a writer dies during the year, but is still the best writer of said year? Shall we leave the spouse, the children, aye the family pet, without due recognition? Cruel, cruel, requirements of eligibility. Slithy Tove 05:45, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

Hush, you... or back in THE BOX you go.--<<>> 12:50, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

Who to pick, who to pick!?

I really can't decide. Aleister's good but his articles are a little too mainstream for me. Sog's great too but he hasn't written enough yet - maybe next year. And I fucking love Guildy but I wish he'd write something a bit more intellectual and less juvenile for once! And this Mhaille guy? I've never heard of him, must be some new user. I vote they all win. --Black Flamingo 18:18, January 2, 2011 (UTC)