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September 24, 2025 • Issue #222 • The Only Newspaper That Is Not Controlled By The Cabal Who Are You What Are You Doi- AAAAHHHHH
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Hunt for Red Soxtober OFFICIALLY ON! FUCK YEAH!!!
With the Tampon Bay Retards being eliminated from playoff contention, the Boston Red Sox officially clinch a playoff position. FUCK YEAH!!!!
OPOSSUM Loses His Shit (for the billionth time) As usual, nobody cares.
The legendary marsupial OPOSSUM has officially lost his shit.
Opinion: Nebraska sucks
Man, Nebraska sucks. Think about it. They provide nothing but milk, and I can go get milk at home anyways or something. Wait... no I can't. Point is, there's other sources of cow milk or whatever. And besides, other people can make milk too! Not to mention Kansas or South Dakota, who could all easily make more milk than Nebraska if we just sink Nebraska into the sea and move all of Nebraska's population into the other states. Fuck Nebraska!
Biopic
Uhh, wait until next week.
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