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January 7, 2026 • Issue #238 • Woop Woop! it's the sound of the ~~Police~~ UnSignpost!

So many awards, holy shit.

Holy. Fucking. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
With the new year comes the yearly awards. The scramble of the top 10. The xOTY nominations.
Alright, let's get the fuck down to business.
First off, I have a UOTM nomination open. I have 7 votes already. side note, you should vote for me. side note over.

Now, I have a UOTY too. But that's not the end of it. don't waste your time here

And to cap it all off, I have a WOTY nom too!

Turb0-Sunrise hits 10,000 edits

By Fish on skates

Some dude Turb0-Sunrise has officially got 10,000 edits as of January 6, 2026. He's only been on here for like 5 months. To put that in perspective, Alula has been around since late 2021 and has around 30,000 edits. You do the math.

ColonelKurtz is back

By Fish on skates

ColonelKurtz, who took an involuntary unbreak back in October, has returned. Here's hoping he learned from whatever brought on that involuntary break!

Biopic

This biopic is about biopics. There are many different ways to write them, but I'm trying out writing them in the style of ARandomPage, who half the time treats this section as another story. I'm lazy, etc. On to the fanmail!

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