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The Newspaper That Gets Its News Solely From Vandalism Johnny Is Teh FAGXORZ!!111 SHUT UP DOUCHEBAG!!11
October 8, 2025 • Issue #224 • The Newspaper That Won't Tell Everyone That You Wet the Bed!
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Yet more competing bullshit.
We just got over Gerg's Shitroom existing[1], and now we have yet another competitor. TropicalPanther's "New Tropical Times" has arrived on the newspaper scene this last Sunday. Damn it, I wanted the cool job nobody else had! And seriously, what's with this line? L10N! GET IN HERE AND FIX THIS!
Turb0-Sunrise in the Ho(u)S(e)?
Among many random events going on today, UnSignpost editor Turb0-Sunrise has made it into the Hall of Shame with his latest
article, Road Rage.
Sockpuppets
We have a socker! Wikicreator2562 is a rampant sockpuppeteer. With 5 confirmed socks, be on the lookout for any article on the fictional piece of bullshit Cherbia, or anything concerning the HowTo Store.
Biopic
Gergdown, formerly
Theultimategergdown, is the creator of articles such as
Lawrencium, as well as
Make it to Ketchikan's Vancouverite Sojourn, is
one of the only Canadian Uncyclopedian still around. Gergdown is also the author of Gerg's Shitroom. Go read that. Nothing happens here.
Top VFH Competitors
VFH Highlight Of The Week
Quote(s) of the Week
""""Who wants to see some absoloute dogshit soon" -Turb0-Sunrise" -Gergdown", after responding to the quote from Issue 5, "who wants to hear some absoloute dogshit soon" — Turb0-Sunrise"-Gergdown
- ↑ because it's actually funny. Nice work, gerg.
