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--Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 13:22, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

Game:Hypercube is being reviewed by CajekHi! Your Source for Fine Scented Pee And Whatever Else Comes Out Of Him

Gasp!   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 23 (11:04)

Humour:	2.3	Wow, how do I score a game on humor? Well, I wonder if I can avg all the "rooms" together... room 1: 6 Oops, I never saw the movie. I think a hypercube is 4 dimensional, right? Well, the picture is really blowing my mind, but all the numbers are, uh, not. I don't know HOW I would fix this, actually. It's almost okay for what it is, though. I made two games in the past, and they both sucked, so I will definitely keep that in mind during the review. Game:Hypercube/1: 3 Just a single line of text... also, I don't know what you're talking about, hehe (innocent giggle). Game:Hypercube/3: 2 It's not even a complete sentence, and it doesn't make sense considering that I wasn't really in an empty room before... just one full of gravity. Game:Hypercube/2: 5 Slightly more interesting. Is there a trick to this? Like, some kind of formula? Game:Hypercube/7: 3 What does that have to do with anything? Game:Hypercube/5: 2 It's another crappy room. WTF? (get it?) Game:Hypercube/8: 1 No, your mom smells like farts. Losing patience with this little thing! Oh, I noticed that you can tell which doors you've already been in by what shade of blue they are. You might want to fix that by doing this [[door 8|<font color="blue">door 8</font>]] Game:Hypercube/4: 1 Good question. Game:Hypercube/6: 1 Game:Hypercube/91: 2 Game:Hypercube/sic: 3 THE END or is it? yeah, it is. No such word as "non-endic", btw. Game:Hypercube/101: 2 oh lord... Game:Hypercube/00: 2 I'm guessing that there IS no trick to this game, it's just complete and utter randomness. Game:Hypercube/11: 2 kill me now. Game:Hypercube/12: 2 uuuugghhhh Game:Hypercube/91414: 4 I felt a faint tickle of a smile there... Game:Hypercube/32: 2 so "going back" = "going to a totally new room"? Game:Hypercube/85: 1 oy. Game:Hypercube/9: 1 AAAAAAHHHHHH Game:Hypercube/15: I... I can't go on...
Concept:	4	Okay, games are really hard to do well, but this game is particularly lacking in the details that make games worth playing. You should get rid of most of these rooms and have some kind of way to solve it. I don't think it can be funny, though. Hmmm...
Prose and formatting:	5	Incomplete sentences and so forth made it very hard to read.
Images:	6	That picture at the beginning kicked ass, but then... nothing!
Miscellaneous:	4.3	{{pee|2.3|4|5|6}}
Final Score:	21.6	I know it looks bad, but it's not a comment on you, Gert. I suggest scrapping this project, unless someone else can give you some ideas. I really have no idea what to do with this. Good luck, Gert!
Reviewer:	Le Cejak • <-> Mar 23 (11:35)

Just a comment...I think it helps if you've seen the movie. If you have, there is a way to "win" the game, and some of the stuff makes more sense. I still would like to see each room fleshed out a bit, though. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:21, Mar 23

Thank you, Led. I must've missed something... sorry Gert   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 23 (19:00)