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Doctor Jekyll and Mister Winkler the Gay[edit source]

Another spin off of Mr winkler is GAY. Any thoughts? ~Jewriken.GIF 13:46, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

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I've had my eyes on this one for quite a while...   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 7 / 14:57)

Oh crap....~Jewriken.GIF 15:00, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
I haven't had to use a 1 in a long time. This'll be fun.   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 7 / 15:04)
you DO know that this template allows NEGATIVE numbers, yes? Finnius.png
...DUDE.   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 8 / 00:18)
I am also in the mood to edit-conflict Cajek while he tries to review this article. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:27, Dec 8
ha HA!! IT IS I WHO HAS LAST LAUGH, for I have not even begun to look at this thing!!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 8 / 00:29)
Curses! *twitches mustache* Foiled again! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:44, Dec 8
Humour: 7.9 Avg of each... quatrain? Do I have to? Okay, but don't expect a comment on each of em.
  1. [10] Very, very good intro for a poem.
  2. [7] huh? Okay, I'll roll with it. "ROBERT".
  3. [8]
  4. [7] Oh, robert is still talking, I get it. You know, I wrote an honest-to-god epic poem once. You know what the first complaint was? Why did it rhyme at the beginning, but never again? It's kinda screwy! Assholes. It's my fuckin' poem! Why don't you just shut up! ...sorry, got carried away.
  5. [7]
  6. [8] rhyming!
  7. [8] ow, my bowels are shaken
  8. [6] meh.
  9. [8] pffffffff okay. You've tied the whole thing together.
  10. [10] my favorite quatrain so far, and THAT'S saying something. You've made it rhyme without giving up the meaning of the word "gay". I hope you don't in the next few lines, either.
  11. [8] weirdo Latin students beware.
  12. [7]
  13. [7] oh, the wife interrupts now?
  14. [9] god wtf was that poem I just read
Concept: 8 uh okay
  • sigh, uncyclopedia injoke.
  • Woot! Poem!
  • Woot! it rhymed!
  • Woot! weird cross-reference!
Prose and formatting: 10 As a copy of Classy I have to say the formatting was pretty damn good.
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Images: 9 Sure.
Miscellaneous: 9 duh!
Final Score: 43.9 I enjoyed it very much sir. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.
Reviewer:   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 8 / 21:27)


Humour: 5 It's funny. It's weird. It isn't an article, it's poetry. You probably know that, and have some reason for having not put it there.
Concept: 4.5.0.0.2 WTF? I mean who comes up with a concept like that? I like it, but it hurts my head.
Prose and formatting: 7 Yeah, that's fine. I would quibble about format, but move it to UnPoetry, and it'll be fine.
Images: 6 Ahhhh. That's funny, I guess, or creepy....
Miscellaneous: 2 I don't really like it even if it is funny. I am not impressed with gay jokes anymore.
Final Score: 29 You don't need a final comment. You know what to do, now move it and get some better images and move onto your next victim project.
Reviewer: --MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 05:55, 8 December 2007 (UTC)