Uncyclopedia:Notice Templates

This page attempts to document our latest scheme to harass the wiki, the creation and propagation of banner campaigns. Updates made here won't take effect unless they're properly configured.

Very important notice, as evidenced by its being bright red: All Uncyclopedia:Notice Templates changes prior to 2010 could be who knows where; please add them if you find others. All new changes shall hopefully be automatically added to the list below through use of magic code.

Documentation: Uh... do we look like we keep track of our crap?

Templates: Template:Notice banner, Template:Notice banner/default

Please note: These are really huge.
Please don't use them unless the Wikimedia folks are actually running one of their own campaigns or whatnot.
Also, even if they make them really big, that doesn't mean we have to.

Please take potential notices to a forum or something and discuss them prior to using them.

Banners

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2013

Launch (edit)

This month we are launching ourselves.
Join us in creating a content-free encyclopedia that is truly our own.

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2012

SOAP (edit)

Please note: As soon as we get around to setting something up,

the English Uncyclopedia will do... something. Possibly. If we remember.

Learn more

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2011

Zombiebaron - Braydie (edit)

Please consider:
An earnest appeal from Zombiebaron

Do as he says or he will kill a Braydie.

Zombiebaron

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RDB's dog (edit)

Please read:
An appeal from Roman Dog Bird's dog

This is important.

Read now

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multiple (edit)

Please read: A personal appeal from Uncyclopedia...

Researcher Tom Mayfair

Cat Cat the Colourful

Author Zombiebaron

IRC Lurker Roger the Bum

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Zombiebaron (edit)

Please read:

A personal appeal from Zombiebaron

Read now

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Tom Mayfair (edit)

Please read:
A personal appeal from
Uncyclopedia researcher Tom Mayfair

Read now

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Roger the Bum (edit)

Please read:
A personal appeal from
#uncyclopedia lurker Roger the Bum

Read now

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MY CAT II (edit)

Please read:
An appeal from an Uncyclopedian Cat

We're trying to sleep here, you know.

Read now

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MY CAT I (edit)

Please read:
A heartfelt appeal from Lyrithya's cat

Don't keep her waiting.
She may look sedate now, but she's still a cat.

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Don't bother (edit)

Please read...
On second thought, don't bother.

Just click the little 'x' like everyone else.

Meh.

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Appeal (edit)

Please read:
An appeal to mock Wikimedia even further

Read now

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2010

PotY

I was going to put something clever and funny here, mastered in impeccable imagery
worthy of announcing that voting has begun for Uncyclopedia's most visually-stunning award,

Potatochopper of the Year

But I couldn't think of anything.

Oh... just go vote, will you?

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Jimbo Wales toilet - GotY

Vote now:

Useless Gobshite of the Year

There exists an award, secreted away in the bowels of Uncyclopedia, reserved for only the most useless of the useless.

Do not let it go to waste.

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PLS mustache guy

This guy will be entering the PLS this year
in the Best Article by a Noob category.
Can you beat him?

The Poo Lit Surprise
Watch your step around this one.

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WotY

Vote now:

Writer of the Year

It is time to call out a writer amongst us who simply does not suck as much as the rest.

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Potato hands - UotY

Please decide:
Whom shall we thank?
Vote for the Uncyclopedian of the Year

Because nobody cares about the losers.

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Top 10 Dec

Which will they be?

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Zombiebaron - Braydie

Please consider:

Leave no subpage unhuffed --  Vote for deletion

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Jimbo Lisa appeal

Please read:
An open contemplation
From Wikia maiden Jimbo Wales

Vote to put articles you wrote on the Main Page
Vote for Highlight

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Jimbo Wales appeal - Nymph

Please read:
A tastefully artistic musing
From Wikia nymph Jimbo Wales

Nominate an image to be featured   –  Vote for Pictures

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jimbo Wales appeal - Adam

Please read:
A divine appeal from
Wikia Adam
Jimbo Wales

What you will be doing this January  –  Poo Lit Surprise

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Jimbo Wales appeal - Overlord

Please read:

A commanding appeal from
Wikia overlord
Jimbo Wales

Vote to put articles you wrote on the Main Page
Vote for Highlight

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Jimbo Wales appeal - Bomis Admiral

Please read:
A rather suggestive appeal
From Wikia admiral Jimbo Wales

The Holy Uncyclopedian Empire requires your writing skills
Imperial Colonization

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2008

Appeal from Codeine's Mum

Please Read: An Appeal From Uncyclopedia Mother Codeine's Mum

And then realize that YOU MISSED YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO VOTE for Writer of the Year, Uncyclopedian of the Year, and Potatochopper of the Year & Top 10 of 2008. There, aren't you proud of yourself now you lazy sod?

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