UnScripts:Sesame Street Episode 666: Oscar's Revenge
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What you are about to read is a true story, a story of murder, of revenge, and of grouchiness… read on, if you wish, but remember: the truth can be disturbing.
The Story of a Murderer (and Satanist)
OSCAR THE GROUCH is inside his trash can, muttering to himself. It is tight and dark.
OSCAR Kubrick stares at the audience.
Cut to a scene with ELMO and ROSITA on the street. They are watching something on their phone. Sexual moaning is heard from the phone.
OSCAR pops out of a trash can. The lid hits ELMO and ROSITA's heads.
ELMO and ROSITA begin beating OSCAR. But OSCAR writes a satanic star and begins chanting.
ELMO and ROSITA fall to the ground. OSCAR simply laughs. His right eye is twitching.
OSCAR begins walking to another street. While walking, he writes a satanic star on a paper. We now see him at BIG BIRD's front door. OSCAR knocks thrice, and after about 10 seconds, he decides to just walk in. It is dark. OSCAR turns on a light and sees BIG BIRD masturbating. BIG BIRD suddenly turns around and puts on his costume.
OSCAR begins chanting again while holding the satanic star up to BIG BIRD's face. BIG BIRD only stands still, as if in a trance.
BIG BIRD falls to the ground. His shadow stretches and distorts, and then he fades away into the depths of hell.
OSCAR begins laughing hard, and then his face falls off… then his arms… then his legs… then the rest of him, to reveal—
ELMO's dad, still laughing. He pulls out a gun and points it to the camera, then shoots. A screen showing the Sesame Street characters, looking a little different, and the words THE END, fades in.
So there it is. The story of a satanist, of a murderer, of a man out to get his revenge.
This Sesame Street episode was canceled. They never showed an episode 666 again.
Several children were traumatized from this episode. It was never aired again, but it can be found on the dark depths of the internet, if you look hard enough…