UnScripts:Castaways (The Backyardigans)

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We assholes at UnScripts have a new script to give to the extremely dumb editor, it's called Castaways, a gay play written by some n00bs called The Backyardigans. Go on, sing it, cum all over le lawn, ejaculate on a banana and rob APES. Then eat OVER 9000 boxes of cheerios, then play with your Mr. Potato Head.

Script

Part 1 All: Castaways... we are castaways! Ahoy there! Ahoy, we are castaways! We’re stuck where we are... with no house, no car! Castaways ahoy! We are castaways!

Uniqua: We were out at sea on a sailing ship. The rain began to rain and the wind began to whip!

Pablo: We felt the ship tip, it was going down... so we launched our lifeboat so we wouldn’t drown!

All: Castaways... we are castaways! Ahoy there! Ahoy, we are castaways... on an island at sea!

Uniqua: Just me...

Tyrone: Me...

Pablo: And me

All: Castaways ahoy! We are castaways!

Part 2 Tyrone: In our little rubber boat, we floated all night... till we landed on a shore in the morning light.

Pablo: On a lovely little island where it’s just us three.

Uniqua: And the sun and the sand and the sky and the sea!

All: Now we’re castaways! We are castaways! Ahoy there! Ahoy, we are castaways! Not a cup or a dish, eating seaweed and fish! Castaways ahoy! We are castaways! Castaways... we are castaways! Ahoy there! Ahoy, we are castaways... on an island at sea!

Uniqua: Just me...

Tyrone: Me...

Pablo: And me!

All: Castaways ahoy! We are castaways.

TEH MOTHERFUCKING END!

Now the play is over, you are free to cum all over le lawn (yep, i'm french!), ejaculate on some bananas, have sex with Uniqua and eat OVER 9000 boxes of cheerios.