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2-day forecast

Tue

20 Jan 2026

90% chance of
greased lightning

Wed

21 Jan 2026

79% chance of
normal Phoenix weather

Thu

22 Jan 2026

42% chance of
raindrops falling on your head

Weather news

SHOIGU! GERASIMOV! WHERE IS MY FUCKING UMBRELLA?!?

• 11 Nov 2025: Ayy mon, they be da Hurricane in Jamaica!
• 03 Aug 2024: Jim Cantore going to Florida
• 17 Jul 2024: Gang warfare now in Houston due to Hurricane Beryl
• 13 Jun 2024: God deluges Southern Florida in rain
• 27 May 2024: Fucking typhoon has two names
• 20 May 2024: Insurance companies give middle-finger to Florida
• 29 Feb 2024: Lousy Smarch weather in the forecast
• 03 May 2021: Wake up call
• 21 Apr 2021: It's happening again
• 05 Apr 2021: Cyclone Seroja Gives East Asia a Nasty Easter Gift