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Sarah Palin: 'Going Rouge' Hits Stores; Hints to Maverick Party ANCHORAGE, Alaska -- Sarah Palin begins her whirlwind tour of her newest book, fittingly titled Going Rouge. Sources tell that it was originally going to be called Story of an Average Maverick Hockey-Mom, but Palin refuted that title, calling it "anti-un-Americana." » Full story Latest news RSS {{Latest news}} Got something to say? Request an interview with the Wikinews community Got news and no computer? Call the Wikinews Hotline  +1-866-653-4265 (toll-free in the U.S. only)  +1-202-742-5918 (outside the U.S. - long distance)

{{Start an article}} Tea Party supporters oppose plans to display severed heads of 9/11 victims at Ground Zero GROUND ZERO, New York City -- Supporters of the Tea Party movement have demonstrated in opposition to plans to "display the severed heads of 9/11 victims on spikes at Ground Zero." Supporters of the proposal, however, accuse opponents of being "misleading" and "hysterical." » Full story US briefly takes lead in war of religious insults ( listen) GAINESVILLE, Florida -- The United States briefly jumped ahead in the months-long battle between Muslims and Christians to give the other side gratuitous offense when Pastor Terry Jones designated next Saturday as the first "Burn a Koran Day." » Full story Wikinews Exclusives {{Original stories}} {{Recent interviews}} {{MainPageMediaMenu}} {{FrontPageHistoricalList}}

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