UnNews:Cops cancelled 25 years too late
Wednesday, June 10, 2020
[RACIST CITY], [Racist state] -- The inexplicably long-running Fox-Spike-Paramount Network docuseries Cops has been cancelled, 25 years too late. The April 8, 1995 episode of Cops was the last episode that was even remotely watchable, if any of them ever were. I don't remember specifically what happened, but a bunch of stupidity ensued and it was like something out of Jerry Springer.
What brought on the much-belated cancellation of this show that you've long seen in the TV listings and wondered how it was still on the air? Well, to answer that question, have you not seen the shit happening on the news? Not only do we have a President and a virus killing us, but we have pig cops killing blacks, the seminal one being George Floyd.
Paramount Network said in a statement:
|“||The Black Lives Matter movement has made us realize how stupid, white trash, and completely unentertaining Cops really is. So we are officially doing something Fox should have done 25 years ago -- end this steaming pile of horseshit. It also made us realize that nobody even watches Paramount Network. Even we don't know what channel we're on or what we air.||”|
- Will Thorne "‘Cops’ Canceled at Paramount Network" Variety, June 9, 2020