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You can't help but join your fellow MIT students in a fit of giggles. Nobody really knows why Professor Lupin "Wolf" Madblood had this phone booth installed here, in the middle of the first on-campus supermarket in MIT's history. What you do know, however, thanks to your careful measurements and the clever geometry skills of Misty, the girl looking at you with an admiring smile on her face, is that, assuming an optimal distribution, no more than 65,890 marbles will fit inside the phone booth. And that Professor Madblood walks by every day.

Slowly and quietly, so as to not attract the attention of campus security, you pour bag after bag of marbles, handed to you by Misty, into the phone booth from the top. Going on Mandy's suggestion, you even remembered to put a few marbles in the coin return slot, just for that added bit of flair. Mandy and Mark stand guard around the booth to make sure nobody's looking. Your video camera sits on a space across the aisle, recording the entire event for the website later.

It takes about an hour of careful marble-pouring, but in the end, the phone booth is filled from bottom to top with marbles, held in place by the folding door, which you know won't be able to open due to all the marbles blocking it. Sure, they didn't fit an optimal distribution, but with very few extra marbles left over, you can all make a much quicker getaway, ready to get up early tomorrow to see old Professor Madblood's reaction.

This is gonna be great.

You feel so powerful after picking up that mysterious phone booth and the bottom of the aisle with it. The woman loves you now, your wallet is suddenly filled with cash, and your acne has cleared up forever!

That's right:

*** You have won ***








































Oh no! It turns out that was just some aliens playing a trick on you from their flying saucer!

Whilst your rosy sense of achievement has distracted you, they have taken the opportunity to quickly suck out your gastric juices with a telescopic bendy straw! In other words, you just lost The Game.

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.


Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!