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You've been warned about looking towards the north end of the store. Moreso from this aisle. But you can't resist one look. And from where you're standing, you can see the Housewares department.

Unfortunately, the Housewares department can also see you. A bit of eye contact is all they need to recognize you as a former employee from the Groceries department, and thus, their mortal foe. With your trusty price gun at home and in disrepair after you left your job at the supermarket, you are unarmed and unable to defend yourself from the onslaught of price stickers that follows.

The phone booth, now covered in stickers marking it $5.95, sells quickly.

You feel so powerful after picking up that mysterious phone booth and the bottom of the aisle with it. The woman loves you now, your wallet is suddenly filled with cash, and your acne has cleared up forever!

That's right:

*** You have won ***








































Oh no! It turns out that was just some aliens playing a trick on you from their flying saucer!

Whilst your rosy sense of achievement has distracted you, they have taken the opportunity to quickly suck out your gastric juices with a telescopic bendy straw! In other words, you just lost The Game.

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.


Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!