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You've had it up to HERE with these grocery store customers nosing around your precious phone booth. Today, you finally decide to do something about it. With a shovel freshly purchased from the other side of the store, you set to work on digging around your phone booth. It takes a few hours of hard work and the shoppers are all quite understandably baffled, but in the end, a beautifully deep moat surrounds the booth.

A quick call to janitorial services brings in gallons of floor waxing fluid to fill the moat. The added flair of the wet floor signs should be enough to keep people away. It gets lonely in your phone booth, yes, but such is the life of the rare grocery store troll.

You feel so powerful after picking up that mysterious phone booth and the bottom of the aisle with it. The woman loves you now, your wallet is suddenly filled with cash, and your acne has cleared up forever!

That's right:

*** You have won ***








































Oh no! It turns out that was just some aliens playing a trick on you from their flying saucer!

Whilst your rosy sense of achievement has distracted you, they have taken the opportunity to quickly suck out your gastric juices with a telescopic bendy straw! In other words, you just lost The Game.

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.


Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!