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You could swear you heard something with your finely-tuned super-hearing. Something big. Something to the... south.

Sure enough, a giant mechanical foot suddenly stomps through the roof in the southern part of the supermarket! The evil Professor Lupin "Wolf" Madblood is terrorizing the city again! You curse your decision to go shopping for groceries today. Even in the ensuing panic, you can't change out of your alter-ego here. There's too many people watching. If only you had someplace to...

That's it! A phone booth! How convenient! One quick change later (nobody ever notices, strangely), and you're off to stop Madblood's evil plans to the cheers of the city.


*** You have saved the city again ***



You feel so powerful after picking up that mysterious phone booth and the bottom of the aisle with it. The woman loves you now, your wallet is suddenly filled with cash, and your acne has cleared up forever!

That's right:

*** You have won ***








































Oh no! It turns out that was just some aliens playing a trick on you from their flying saucer!

Whilst your rosy sense of achievement has distracted you, they have taken the opportunity to quickly suck out your gastric juices with a telescopic bendy straw! In other words, you just lost The Game.

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.


Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!