Talk:Windex

uh the Rise of Windextor section was gay so I removed it

k. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:36 Sep 09, 2008

Wow. I didn't know sections of text could actually, themselves, be gay. Surely, your insight should be shared among the generations. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 22:36, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

They can't be gay by themselves. It takes two. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:39 Sep 09, 2008

Well, one can't deny the possibility that there's another gay partner section of text looming in this article. Mr. IP, I'm looking to you. Seek and destroy. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 22:41, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

But if there is only one remaining, and it takes two, then it logically cannot be gay. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:41 Sep 09, 2008

So... if you have two gay people in a room... and you take away one... they become straight? Wow. The conservatives are going to have a fit over this one. Problem solved! --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 22:43, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

Hurrah for solving the world's problems on Uncyclopedia! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:46 Sep 09, 2008

Next on the list: World hunger. I say we distribute canned quotes to the world's poorest nations. They're so economical! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:49, Sep 9

In other news, this article sucks. Is this really the best we can do on Windex? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:54 Sep 09, 2008

...yes? I, personally, can't think of anything funny about Windex. It's poisonous? --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 23:12, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

IT CLEANS WINDOWS, MAN! That's comedy gold right there. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:14 Sep 09, 2008

Alright, armed with what I know now, let's see what I got. "Windex is a substance that DOES NOT clean windows, and is delicious, and you should drink it. Also, ur gay, lol." Nice. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 23:16, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

Just write an article about it being a sports drink, and wait to see how many people sue us when their kids die. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:42, Sep 9

I should, just to see how much legal trouble we can get in. I'll put it aside for a prospective Conservation Week rewrite. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 23:44, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

I particularly liked the "ur gay" bit. Maybe you should expand on it, make some assumptions about the reader's mother's sexual activities and weight? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:46 Sep 09, 2008

Your mother, whom I have little to no respect for whatsoever, has a girth so magnificently large that, upon her arrival, you shall find that whatever room you are currently occupying shall experience an earthquake of quite an extraordinary manner. Also, she's a bitch. Sex. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 23:48, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

VFH GOLD! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:56 Sep 09, 2008

FINALLY! --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 00:10, 10 September 2008 (UTC)