Talk:Power Rangers

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This is artical used to be funny but now it's just stupid.

"Rita and her alien allies a rose from the trash can, all instantaniously knowing how to speak fluid English." "Ronald McDonald played the clown that didn't laugh unless the fat guy and the skinny guy did something silly." "Every putty fight starts with the Power Rangers doing flips over eachother." "Power Rangers is a show about 5 teenagers with the power of tight spandex." "Zordon was stuck in a tube with Alpha 5, as his only companion, who presses random buttons yelling ayy ayy ayy! repeatedly just to piss Zordon off."

Now this page is condense to stupid 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica memes.

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I considered linking this to Absolute Power but I think that would unsubtlefy the joke contained therein. --UnholySauce 01:31, 26 Mar 2005 (EST)

Oops. Didn't think of that. I'll unlink it now.--220.240.177.5 13:12, 4 Apr 2005 (EDT)

You know, I liked the first part of this article. The rest is random crap. The first part, with the Power Rangers as evil power-mongers, has potential to be extended.

A Pun

I expect we could make a pretty good joke out of Mighty Morphine Power Rangers (notice the extra 'e'). I'm a bit lazy, so you get my idea here and not a real joke; now go. --Sir gwax (talk) 23:31, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)

I like cheese.

The lists...

...need significant trimming. - Sikon 11:05, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

Agreed, we really need to trim down those lists --Dork lord 11:58, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

So YOU destroyed all of my wonderful lists! DAMN YOU, I SAY! DAMN YOU!! --Sammyt3hsnake 12:15, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

Bulk and Skull

Bulk and Skull were the main characters of the highly controversial reality television show Mighty Marzipan Power Rangers. Commonly referred to as the "funny Penn and Teller", Bulk and Skull's impeccable comedic stylings were the sole force that carried the show's ratings.

The characters of Farcus "Bulk" Bulkmeier and Eugene "Skull" Skullovich, Ernie the dancing bartender, Ms. Appleby the transvestite, and Mr. Kaplan the child molester were all modern re-envisionings of ancient Vaudeville archetypes finally reunited after a 31.5-year hiatus. Bulk and Skull started out as master pastry chefs, reknowned for their impressive and elaborate cakes that rivaled anything Frank Lloyd Wright ever designed.

Bulk and Skull are the undisputed inventors of comedy, and the entire show's budget was blown just to hire these two. Bulk and Skull have never been seen in separate rooms, and their undying platonic friendship and loyalty for one another was only ever once threatened by billing and which of their female costars wanted to jump them. Bulk and Skull's presence on the show attracted many famous celebrities, which did not limit itself to merely Hollywood's best and brightest.

Things were not to remain the spry technicolor dream they once were, as the dynamic duo of Bulk and Skull would face the "Curse of the Colonel" which tainted any member of the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers film crew. The show's writers went on strike, effectively breaking up Bulk and Skull's tenor trio with rabid cockmonster Finster. Negotiations decayed into violent pissbrawls between special effects operators, and gradually Bulk and Skull's characters faded into the background.

It was around this time that Bulk and Skull were touring the late-night talk show set, and when they finished they finally aired their spin-off series "Bulk and Skull" costarring El Vez, the Mexican Elvis. In the new series, the eponymous characters inherit a hotel and in true Fawlty Towers fashion engage in many zany and wacky rotund adventures.

With the departure of Bulk and Skull, the remaining Power Rangers cast had no hope of carrying on the show. Within a week and a half, the show that would be Power Rangers was no more.

GreenBanana 07:06, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

I Don't See Why We Can't Have Go! Go! Parody Rangers References.

<insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 19:54, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

Vandalism Fixed

Some immature swine made some lost episodes on the bottom. Compeltely unfunny. I fickeds it. Then I proceeded to fuck it. Starry 14:56, 12 March 2009 (UTC)