Talk:Joe the Plumber

I couldn't handle the red for no discussion page. COLIN ALL YOUR BASEHEANEY! AMERICA JOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 17:37, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, so apparently he's not even a licensed plumber, so... Yeah. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:11, Oct 16

That didn't stop him though! He persevered! And even when he was in that jail overnight for impersonating plumber, he unclogged every toilet and made them sparkle-shiny. Because Joe...had a dream! -RAHB 23:29, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

Indeed! Not even owing $1,200 in back taxes could stop him from being an inspiration to us all! If only more Americans were more like Joe, the world would truly be a better place. God bless you, Joe the Plumber! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:42, Oct 16

The very model of a modern hard-working patriot. JOE OH EIGHT! JOE OH EIGHT! -RAHB 23:45, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

JOE OH EIGHT! JOE OH EIGHT! JOE OH EIGHT! COLIN ALL YOUR BASEHEANEY! AMERICA JOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 01:41, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

Collab:To Do List List Thingy

Alright so this is a collab thing so lets collab~

• Have article sustain the statistical and stereotypical tone?
• Article Format:

(1) introduction (2) early life (3) road to the presidency (4) controversy (4) Achievements as President (5) and blah blah blah

Yeah so these are some of my important ideas. Feel free to add on or ridicule me. --

kingkitty ~Fuck you~

The early life section is almost done, just need to add some early work stuff. Going to work on his senatorship tomorrow. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 02:34, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

His governorship section is almost done. I just need to include his ousting after 9/11 and then his candidacy to President. Can somebody else start work on another section such as a controversy section, public image, honors, relations with other countries, etc.? - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 18:25, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

I dunno, I feel like it could be more generic. Maybe I'll add something about how he was outraged after 9/11? Yeah, sure, one sec... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:52, Oct 17

Work on his campaign has started. Involved Will Harry again as I couldn't figure out a reason for him to try for the presidency. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 23:07, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

Funny page

This page is very funny as is and should NOT be deleted.

With at least two admins helping to write it, yeah I don't think we'll have to worry about that. -RAHB 18:35, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

Are we really that horrible that we have to have IPs telling us not to delete pages, because they think the might not be up to some nonexistant standard of excellence? COLIN ALL YOUR BASEHEANEY! AMERICA JOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 18:44, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

Nah. Most people just think that because their article on how their school chum is gay got deleted, that anything "good" on Uncyclopedia will get deleted by the admins who hate fun. It's all about having something to rebel against and feeling cool when you're 15 years old. Goes hand in hand with 9/11 conspiracies and emo music. Except the internet is more pathetic. -RAHB 18:50, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

I thought emo music was an internet conspiracy... COLIN ALL YOUR BASEHEANEY! AMERICA JOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 18:53, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

Shhh, keep that bit quiet. They don't know we're onto them.-RAHB 19:47, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

Okay, I'll be quiet about the emo internet conspiracy their not onto us about Onto who? COLIN ALL YOUR BASEHEANEY! AMERICA JOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 19:56, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

Exactly. -RAHB 19:57, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

I killed JFK There aren't any conspiracies on UnCyc, we're a conspiracy-free zone! COLIN ALL YOUR BASEHEANEY! AMERICA JOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 19:59, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

Hey! I'm 15. Just for that, U DELETED MAH ARTICLLLLS ON JIM BROWN THAT FAGGY KID AND NOW I KNO THAT U AR A CORRPT WWWIIIKAH AND I BLAAANK UR PAGES LOL. Wait, now I have to think of a shitty emo band. Fuck! I don't know. Uh... what do people my age like? TOKIO HOTEL RULEZ AND THEY R REBELS AGAINST TEH GOVERNMENTS. FUK U UNCYC ED IS BETTR. (Also, in regards to emo, I'm kind of surprised this trend didn't start sooner. I mean, people have always bitched. We just never named it before!) --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:56, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

The Beatles song, Yer Blues, comes to mind. "I'm so lonely, I wanna die" are 75% of the lyrics. (though I do like the song itself) -RAHB 22:28, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

Also im in ur wiki, deletin ur vanitee -RAHB 22:28, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

• All your memes are belong to us... COLIN ALL YOUR BASEHEANEY! AMERICA JOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 23:03, 19 October 2008 (UTC)

So I herd u liek deletin'.--Bad Shroom 22:59, 28 April 2009 (UTC)