Talk:Joe Biden

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There, it's fixed...NOW FEATURE MY ARTICLE BEFORE I BEGIN BEATING YOU WITH MY PLASTIC LIGHT-SABER WITH "LIGHT-UP" ACTION!!!Projectjulio 01:41, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Great Additions"

It appears someone helped spice up this article. I appreciate that and am happy with the changes. The changes have given me hard nipples for a very long time and it's actually quite uncomfortable because they become sore rather easily. That's my way of saying that I approve of the changes. Through a nipplistic analogy.

add this paragraph: Neuroscience isn't compatible with Biden's soul theory because:

1. the brain has parts, the soul is a "simple in philosophy" (simple [philosophy]/mereological simple, Google it on Wikipedia: simple (philosophy)
2. the brain is necessary for thought. God and the dead, being brainless are selfless don't exist

Rename.

I believe we should rename this article to "Amtrak Joe" since that is a popular name ppl have gave him especially among Railfans. 77.96.103.16 (talk) 19:07, 8 May 2021 (UTC)

We're not gonna rename the article, but we can put that in there. I'll try and put a nicknames section in the infobox later today. MrX blow me 19:27, 8 May 2021 (UTC)

K never mind that was easier than I thought it would be. Amtrak Joe is one of his nicknames listed in the infobox, and it will also redirect to the article if you search for it. Cheers. MrX blow me 19:34, 8 May 2021 (UTC)

Why you don't put link?

Why you don't put template like {{Wikipedia}}. Please tell me the reason or put template. --Miirakitte (talk) 06:59, 13 August 2021 (UTC)

Please change the protection!

Currently, this page is fully erected (protected). This is not ideal as now only admins can edit the page, and that means that I can't add my cool humor to this page about Sleepy Joe.

Of course, I am in no position to bargain, but I'd recommend switching the protection to either a semi erection or extended confirmed erection. Thanks. Extremely Funny (nuke) (troll) 03:43, 12 August 2023 (UTC)

No, it's extended protected. The site just refuses to put on a blue cocklock for whatever reason. 12:24, 12 August 2023 (UTC)

That's odd. Do you know why it appears as a gold cock lock? Is it just a technical error or a bug or something? Extremely Funny (nuke) (troll) 09:39, 13 August 2023 (UTC)

It's either a technical error or just laziness. 10:45, 13 August 2023 (UTC)