Sir Alec Dow, Anagrammatist/Dow on America
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Carl I. Dowse: one of Dow's many psudonyms.
This article is specifically for Dow roasting America, due to space reasons.
Dow on US States (and Territories)[edit | edit source]
| Arizona | Or a Nazi |
| California | Ra! Fail Icon! |
| Connecticut | Conceit, cunt! |
| Delaware | Lewd area |
| Georgia | I go rage |
| (State of) Hawaii | I await those, AF. |
| New York | Wonkery |
| Puerto Rico | Er... coup riot? |
| Rhode Island | I'd hand, loser |
| Washington DC | Snatching Dow |
| Wisconsin | Cows in Sin
Cons in Wis. |
| Wyoming | My owing |
Dow on US cities[edit | edit source]
| Albany | By anal |
| Austin | It anus |
| Boise | i.e. "sob" |
| Dallas | All Sad |
| Houston | Unsooth |
| Kenosha | Sank hoe |
| Las Vegas | Salvages |
| Miami | I maim |
| New York City | Wonky, I cry-E.T. |
| Phoenix | Nix hope |
| Raleigh | Egh, Liar |
| Saint Louis | It anus soil |
| Saint Paul | A slut pain |
| Salem | Lames |
| San Diego | Agonised |
| Tulsa/Altus | A Slut. |
Dow on American Counties[edit | edit source]
| Erie | I...REE! |
| Orange | An ogre |
Dow on America's name[edit | edit source]
| The United States of America | A Neat Roast: Theft 'em, Suicide. |
| MERICA!!! | A crime. |
| The US of A | Fat House |
Dow on Presidents[edit | edit source]
| George Washington | Segregating, no how |
| James Madison | Joins a mad mess |
| James Polk | JP's lame, OK? |