Schnappian Party
The Schnappian Party (also known as the Schnappian Workers Party) is a Radical Conservative-Liberal Anarachist Communist Socialist Libertarian Authoritarian Communitarian Corporatist Democratic-Fascist Enviromentalist Nationalistic-Progressive Populist Religio-political Statirical and Anti-political Social-Democratic Syndical Transhumanistic party focused on uniting the political spectrum in one party. Their overlord, Schnappi who's authority may never be disputed is the best thing to ever exist. It has the best manifesto to ever be made and does not look forward to world domination. The party has been founded a really long time ago and no one can remember when. They're currently the ruling party in the Schnappian Democratic Republic with 1000% of the seats in the Schnappian parliament.
Platform[edit | edit source]
The Schnappian party reffers to itself as 'the best party' since it is. Anyone contradicting this state will be foreced to watch 100 episodes of the child-favorite TV show 'My Little Pony'.
The Schnappian party centers on:
- 'Schnappi das kleine Krokodiel' should become the national anthem of the world
- The king of Liechtenstein should abolish the monarchy
- All of the rice-like packets in corona test should be filled with rice and not poison
- The Iron Curtain should be re-activated
- The French national soccer team should give the 2018 FIFA world cup win to Croatia, as the referee made bad decisions
The Schnappian Party also campaigns on anniahlating the country of Liechtenstein and completely destroying coal powerplants for the good of the world.
Early history[edit | edit source]
Background[edit | edit source]
The Schnappian Party was founded in the year ??? to defend against Bavarian agression at the time. It has been so far sucessfull in defending it's population and even waged war against Bavaria (The Schnappian-Bavarian War). The Schnappian Party would also like to arrest ever Liechtensteinian since they're all mass homocide child killers, which got released by Bavaria in the year 1808 during the Napoleonic Wars. The party so far has been able to sucessfully do 0 of their goals, which is a really high number.
Founding[edit | edit source]
Legend says, that the Schnappian Party was founded in a CIA drone station basement in Antarctica. It was founded by two individuals, ██████ and ████████. Both of which were prostitutes.
Participation in Schnappian politics[edit | edit source]
The Schnappian Party participates yearly in every Schnappian election since the dawn of time.
Schnappian Federal Elections (1800-1810)[edit | edit source]
In those years the Schnappian Party was gaining huge support for their initiative to anniahlate Bavaria for destroying many Schnappian owned shops and various other properties (known as the Moe Lester incident). In those elections they won big% of seats in parliament. They also campaigned in destroying Liechtenstein because they're all homocidal child mass killers whom escaped Schnappian prisons thanks to the Bavarians freeing them.
Schnappian Federal Elections (1800-1900)[edit | edit source]
Voting was suspended those years by the Schnappian party due to the following reason:
- Bavarians might rigg it.
Schnappian Federal Elections (1900-1920)[edit | edit source]
The agenda of the Schnappian party heavly concentrated on the agressions of the Bavarian state against the Schnappian Democratic Republic. The Bavarians in that time period disabled Schnappian pretzel factories which made billions of children who completely relied on pretzels to live die. In that year the Schnappian Party gained 99999999999999% of the vote.