Polls. Probably the best thing in human history. Roman emperors have bowed down to it. Shakespeare bowed to it. Even you and yor mum will bow down to do it. That's right, worship the poll. MWAHAHAHAH! Your pathetic brain can never match the brilliance of a poll.
Poll: Are the Miami Heat going to win the 2011 NBA Finals against the Dallas Mavericks?
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There were 7 votes since the poll was created on 01:05, 4 February 2013.
poll-id 0D2C49EF8269D82083109A3D4C7265D6
See! Look at all those Yes's! (If incidantly there is a lot of No's , then it is because all of the people who voted are stupid idiots who belong on wikipedia, go, shoo, we do not want you mucking up our polls).
Poll: is this page...
You voted for "Stupid" on 17 October 2024 at 23:42. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
There were 8 votes since the poll was created on 01:05, 4 February 2013.
poll-id FC3C6F3ABAB551E76DB1998F2343451E
Fun Fact: Napoleon, Henry the Eighth and the Pope all bowed down to the power of polls. (As will you soon)
Poll: Do you believe this?
You voted for "Who's Napoleon?" on 27 June 2024 at 05:34. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
There were 9 votes since the poll was created on 01:05, 4 February 2013.
poll-id 177DEB0D6C9D5CB11FD5BBBC508EC54A
Well the answer is Yes, not suprisingly. (If you did choose Who's Napoleon he is your mum).
When Polls first evolved, from small single optioned organisomes, they were incredibly susessful with beuties like this one.
Poll:Why should you not eat me?
You voted for "OWWWWWWW!!!!!!!" on 29 August 2023 at 03:23. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
There were 10 votes since the poll was created on 01:05, 4 February 2013.
poll-id E8F10776CBDD6F47B06462EA81EC1C92
This poll soon died after about two seconds.
In the dinosaur era, polls became known as 'Pollosaurs' meaning terrible poll, which turned about to be a good name with stuff like...
Poll: I am a poll
You voted for "Cheese" on 29 August 2023 at 03:23. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
There were 12 votes since the poll was created on 01:05, 4 February 2013.
poll-id 5156A8348A62A5DDDD7D81739AA2D520
Soon polls became a household pet. With the first domestication happening in Ancien Egypt, Wild polls shrank until the only polls left were used on crummy Uncyclopedia pages i.e. not this one. For advice on keeping polls see below.
Soon polls became vagrants, wishing to evade all the domestication of polls. The Metropolitan Police published a list of wanted polls including
Poll: Tellietubbies for Prime Minister
You voted for "Po" on 29 August 2023 at 03:23. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
There were 11 votes since the poll was created on 01:05, 4 February 2013.
poll-id 44E290148B444D439EEE358D038D351F
No wonder that one turned criminal...
The keeping of polls as pets[edit | edit source]
Polls are the most deadly thing in the whole world, yes boys and girls they are very dangerous things, if treated badly. They could kill you, if you're not careful! Like cheese you need to give a poll, care and attention! Give it milk and chocolate, if possible. So check it now and again to see who's voted and who hasn't! Ok lets have another poll
Poll: are polls worth while?
You voted for "No I am a stupid idiot who belongs to wikipedia" on 29 August 2023 at 03:24. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
There were 12 votes since the poll was created on 01:05, 4 February 2013.
poll-id F7C935337A6479DB7762CF025166A980
Thanks for reading this incredibly good article just:
Longest(and Randomest) Poll EVER?
You voted for "Ok this poll really stinks I mean what is the point in it, (The writer got lazy)" on 29 August 2023 at 03:24. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
There were 13 votes since the poll was created on 01:05, 4 February 2013.
poll-id 588DD4D2ED58685D7D21CA23D69854A2
How many poll responses do you usually read before they start to get annoying?
You voted for "I will destroy you." on 29 August 2023 at 03:24. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
There were 11 votes since the poll was created on 20:15, 13 January 2013.
poll-id 70BA3933630958B060E3F8550451F9BB
