Oh look, Wikipedia tries to have Humor!

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Whoops! Maybe you were looking for Wikipedia Humor, or Crap? How about Worst, or Small? Possibly even Bullshit?

“Oh god, get this away from me!”

– Chuck Norris on Literally Nothing

“hi im here to substitute for god he got sick”

– Jesus Christ on Maybe Meth

“HAAAH AAH HAHA HAUAAAAA HAAAAAA ”

– Captain Underpants on Crack cocaine, you cunt.

Look at this! Wikipedia tries to have Humour So basically, they created this page called, "Wikipedia:My Little Brother Did It" and guess what? They fucking ruined it!

آهللثق بثهعس باشخهعلاخشثهص عابخصثهشع ابخهعاق تسي
Really? They have to put up a warning? That just ruins it.

Bloody mate, you don't gotta make humor! Uncyclopedia and thousands of other sites exist! Just use ChatGPT to make your damn humor, it's better than what you've currently got. On Wikipedia, site, they tell very bad excuses, talking about some, "My Little Brother Did It He's A Fucking Retard, Please Unban Me I Have One Testicle," Discord moderators would go crazy laughing on this, which can already be expected by the Council of gods. John Cockerill would be dissapointed, but the article doesn't exist here. I mean, they have some subjective humor, but it is so tiny even a 1-IQ'ed person would miss it. They really need to stop impersonating us, we need to fight back against the Wikipedians! We must stand our ground and stay firm! We must not fall, we must rise! Now stand for me as I have stood for you! (Niche Adolf Hitler Refrence, right?)


Why do they have humor?[edit | edit source]

uhh idk

There is no logical explanation as to why they have, "humor," but recent theories and research has suggested that reddit users and staff that got bored with Wikipedia decided to have sexual intercourse, and birth the first instance of Wikipedian humor. This, "Wikipedian Humor" grew up in San Jose, where it stood there for 9 months, it started Masturbation (sport) for 11 days straight, after the 11 days ended, 9/11 happened, killing the parents in the process. After becoming an orphan, the article managed to live its way through, eventually becoming the article it is today, "My Little Brother Only Has One Testicle." They also have other, "humor," pages, but those are too boring to talk about.


How did they develop their own sentient form of Humor?[edit | edit source]

Again, I don't know.

Thats the only humor page there is! How?! They should have more than one article? I mean come on! Wikipedia is a parody of Uncyclopedia! They subject their humor to sarcasm, which some people would find funny, and they aren't good at their job. 5 year old me would be laughing to death if I saw that Wiki page, which makes sense due to me being very tempted back then. Woah! Donald Trump just whipped 5 Asian men! Oh shit Wikipedia just made a new page titled, "What The Fuck Did Donald Trump Do?"


Where did they do it?[edit | edit source]

There.

'Wanna know where they did it? Well here you go! Epstein Island! Well, for context, while Stephen Hawking was having Sex with underage girls, Joe Rogan asked Stephen for help, which he declined and said, "Go fuck yourself, Thomas Jefferson." Donald Trump made America great again, then declining Elon Musk from the island.

Thanks To[edit | edit source]

- Donald Trump

- Joe Rogan

- Gordon Ramsay

- Big Fat Ass Floating Cupcake

- Thomas Edison

- Jeffery Epstein [1]

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A lot of random nonsense, although reading between the lines, it seems someone got mad after their ban appeal was denied as per WP:BRO. That's a more interesting angle IMHO...

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