Major League Gaming

MLG Life, Brah!

The MLG is watching from above, so be scared.

Warning to headphone users everyone.

Coming to a store near you!

“teh b3sT 1337 place ever!!1”

~ xXxX_420_Quickskcoper_XxXx on MLG

“0h m9 is n0sc0pd ur mUm xDDDDDDDDDDDdddd”

~ xXCh33kYsKrUbR3kT0rZXx on MLG

“All they do is call out people with skill as "Hackers"”

~ Captain Obvious on MLG

'm4j0r l346u3 64m1n6 1nc. (ml6) 15 4 pr0f35510n4l 35p0r75 0r64n1z4710n. ml6 h45 h3ld 0ff1c14l v1d30 64m3 70urn4m3n75 7hr0u6h0u7 7h3 un173d 574735 4nd c4n4d4 f0r f47 10-15 y34r-0ld5 7h47 d0 n07h1n6 4ll d4y 07h3r 7h4n 53cr37ly pl4y1n6 c4ll 0f du7y wh3n 7h31r p4r3n75 4r3 4w4y. 7h3 c0mm0n m34l 0f 4n ml6 pr0 wh1l3 3471n6 d0r1705 4nd m0un741n d3w 4nd w33d 4nd d0r1705 4nd m3m35 4nd m0u741n d3w, wh1l3 5cr34m1n6 r34lly l0udly f0r n0 r3450n wh47503v3r. 7h3y 4r3 kn0wn f0r f4pp1n6 70 h4l0 3 pr0n, 4nd 7h3n 0nc3 7hy'r3 d0n3 w17h 7h31r bu51n355, 7h3y 50 b4ck 70 pl4y1n6 fl4ppy b1rd.

So how do I be an Noscoper?

Here are the steps to get to the top of the MLG charts!

• Step 1: Sign up for Club Penguin or whatever game you choose to scream your ass off at.
• Step 2: Pick a name if it has "xXxX_", "420", "Noscoper", "Yolo", "Swag", "Pro", or "Sniper" in it. The more MLG Memes and refrences it has, the better!
• Step 3: Suck at the game, and celebrate like hell when getting one kill. If worse comes worst, get hax0rZ, but don't tell anybody, or else you'll get banhammer'd the the server admins.
• Step 4: If the game isn't Call of Duty, spam the chat about to the game sucks
• Step 5: If the game is TF2, constantly complain about the "baby graphics" and how it's "not realistic enough".
• Step 6: Make sure you have some dank snacks prepared ahead, like Cheetos, Coca Cola and Obesity
• Step 7: Make sure you get mad and scream at anybody that has a different opinion than you.
• Step 8: Make sure you watch anime and wank to their fine selection of hentai.
• Step 9: Call everyone that kills you in-game a "fag" or a "hacker"
• Step 10: Repeat random dank memes like "so i h34rD u l13K mUdKiPz???!!!!111 xD XD xD xdd XDDDDD xDDDDDD 11111111"
• Step 11: Smoke weed and say everything is the Illuminati.
• Step 12: Hit a cross-map Noscope and do step 3.
• Step 13: Get banned by the admins of the server for being an annoying fuck, yell how the game is stupid, make a YouTube rant about it, play another stupid game, and cycle continues!

Did you manage to follow all those steps without fail? Good job, you're an elite MLG Noscoper!!!!!1 Now try to reverse that and get a social life again. But it might be too late for you, how sad.

List Of MLG Memes

• Doritos
• Mountain Dew
• xD xd or XD
• Crap Grammar And Spelling
• Weed
• Doge
• Blunt
• OBEY Hat
• Chains
• FITE ME 1V1 IRL M8
• Like If You Cri Evrytim ;-;
• OH BABY A TRIPLE
• MOM GET THE CAMERA
• H4Ck3Rz!!!!!1
• GIT NOSCOPED
• ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
• Pepe is life bruh!
• Willy on Wheels!
• |And The List Goes On