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........on my way here to compliment the Admins. What happened to "UnNews:From the Makers of Head On: Ass On" ? 65.173.104.223 01:04, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

This is NOT a stupid question. 65.173.104.223 01:29, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
Surely that's for us to decide? I'd say on balance it's about 80% stupid, but I could be wrong. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:51, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

Found a puddle of molten IP........

........on my way here to whine to the admins about asses on stuff. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

What happened to UnNews:From the Makers of Head On: Ass On, you ask?

It was deleted because it was either not funny or because you didn't put enough effort into it. Allow me to quote Cardinal Hinoa: Effort or GTFO. Hope this advice helps on your next article. --General Insineratehymn 02:03, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

The official reason for its deletion was "Not funny for sober people." The admin also recommended that you read HTBFANJS. I personally second this recommendation. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:25, Aug 24, 2007

/me reads initial bit by IP...

...that's all I needed to see. I love you man, but you've got problems that the interweb can't solve. We give you advice, you ignore it. We try to help, you promptly forget whateveritwas that we told you. I'm done here. /me walks out. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:01, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

Come back, Shane! Don't go, Shane! Come back...Oh wait, that's not Shane, it's Modus. He is not a cliché, he is a real Uncyclo (Unpsycho?) with free will and everything. ----OEJ 14:59, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
He is not a number, he is a free man! (or woman) ~Jewriken.GIF 15:01, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

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