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In an ongoing effort to understand the present dynamics of the Uncyclopedia community and its Crackers, I wanted to get an accurate count of active Pinkys on the site. Very active Pinkys will probably see this almost immediately (provided it's not past eight in their time zone. They want to be well rested people, ya know!), while less active whiteys should see this when they check the dump (within one work day or so), weekend frosted flakes will probably see this in a couple working days, and the remainder may never see it (as they will either be pleating their pants or getting a pedicure/PHD).

Please feel free to mention anything that makes you unique as a Cracker and the Outdoor Living Channel shows you tend to watch.

Thank you. -- 01:41, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

Check-ins

• I am in possession of a white Shih Poo (a Shihtzu and a Poodle mixed) who wears hand knitted sweaters whenever we put them on her. -- 01:41, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
• Ever spent the weekend smelling your gecko's breath? It smells like poop and dead flies. It passes time. -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 01:46, 9 June 2011

  Excuse me, sir. But you seem to have used a period where you should've used a question mark. That seems less than appropriate on a page full of white people (they're all probably principals, doctors and lawyers, anyway). -- 01:51, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

  ? -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 01:54, 9 June 2011

• I wish to check myself in as a hopeless redneck cracker in need of rehab. They even used to call me King of the Trailer Park--at least they did until the landlard stopped accepting food stamps as rent payments and threw me out. I do, however, possess the title to the Brooklyn Bridge; which is also my place of residence. It's got a great view!! -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 04:01 June 9, 2011 (UTC)
• I fear madras because I think they're too racially charged.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 04:25, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
  • "Madras"? Is that more than one madra? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:27, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
    • Yes. You're forgetting the one over there. Everyone forgets the one over there... 1234 ~ 07:39, 9 June 2011