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How do you lock a page? --Magic man 04:14, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

Only admins can.--HM (T) 04:39, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

I would advise offering roman "dog shit" a blow job in exchange for protecting a page. It usually works, trust me -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 05:07, Aug 21

Duh huh huh huh --Stupid Cock Gobbler 05:39, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

Theoretically, you would try UN:RFP, but I really don't think admins make a point of checking that too much anymore. Much better to suck their dicks up personally.--KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 05:49, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

Just alert an admin to a page you feel needs protecting and explain why you think it should be protected. Hint: "'coz I wrote it" is not a valid reason -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 07:13, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

I watch that page. All the time. Seriously, I can't get my mind off of it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:18, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

Modusoperandi wich page do you mean? --Magic man 18:32, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

This one. Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:34, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

Happytimes, hipster doofus. Note the smug semi-smile, "ironic" urban wear (ironic, because he's never been out of the 'burbs) and the carefully crafted careless five-o'clock shadow and floppy haircut. The greatest irony of all is that he tries so hard (with his $200 hoodie, $100 haircut, forced pop-culture references, oft-professed love of obscure bands on his everpresent, for the irony, Rio MP3 player, and excessive and hyperbolic use of words like "literally") to make you like him, but after two minutes in his presence all you want to do is punch him in the face. Those, like him, who live by the irony, ironically, die by the irony. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:04, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

I didn't even know that page existed. Why must I always find out everything for myself? (This example excluded of course.) Someday I'll make my own cool kids club and NONE of you will be invited.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  22 Aug 2010 ~ 08:25 (UTC)

If you are involved it can't be cool. You're the guy who ruined Hipster Doofusism for the rest of us. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:40, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

Ha!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  22 Aug 2010 ~ 08:45 (UTC)

Ironically this reminds me of that time I went to the 10 years (man I love them!!!) concert down at The house of Blues, hangin' out with the guys from She wants revenge and this chic wanted a picture with Justin, so I was like, "hey, I'll take that for you." and when I lifted up the camera I accidentally tipped the plastic beer cup back a wee bit too far and spilled it down the front of my Edie Bauer hooded sweatshirt... I literally dumped the beer all over the front of me! ah, we laughed and laughed! love me  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  22 Aug 2010 ~ 18:31 (UTC)