Forum:BENSON BENSON BENSON
WHY IS BENSON BANNED?! WHY DID YOU DELTE THE ARTICLE ABOUT BENSON!?! WHERE IS BENSON NOW?! BENSON BENSON BENSON! 
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- This Benson thing wasn't for real, right? I mean, it was some kind of weird uncyclopedia performance art, wasn't it?--Hrodulf 12:53, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
- BENSON is banned because Famine kicks it old school. And when I say "kick" I mean kick. --The Zombiebaron 19:30, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
- BENSON is banned because he's an impostor. Benson. BENSON. Check the history of each. --Clorox
MUN ONS (diskussion) ☃ 20:11, 7 June 2006 (UTC) - Benson needs to spread his message to other Wikis like WikiWrit I tried to write about Benson there, but I admit that Benson is better than me and would do a much better job than I could. On WikiWrit, Richard Dawkins tried to claim that Benson did not even exist, and that Dawkin's race of Cybermen are better than Benson anyway. Benson may be banned from here, but at least he can work on other Wikis. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:31, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
BENSON IS HERE FROM THE FUTURE
PUNY MORTALS OF JUNE 2006: IT IS I, BENSON, COME FROM THE YEAR 2007 USING HIS AWESOME TIME TRAVELLING HOUSE OF PANCAKES! I AM HERE TO WARN PAST BENSON THAT HE WILL BE CONTINUALLY BANNED BY THE ADMINS, AND THAT HE MUST SEEK REFUGE IN THE BHOP. IF ANY OF YOU JUNE 2006IANS SEE PAST BENSON, TELL HIM FUTURE BENSON SAID ALL THAT STUFF. ALSO, TELL HIM THAT HE MUST START CREATING SOCK PUPPETS NOW IF HE IS TO HAVE ENOUGH TO OVERTHROW UNCYCLOPEDIA. 4 ISN'T ENOUGH. FAREWELL. BENSON MUST NOW TRAVEL BACK TO THE FUTURE! Benson 01:14, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
- I know for I am from 4096 AD myself. I used remote viewing to see that Benson was better than me. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:31, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
- I'm 10,000 years old, and even I know that Benson is better than me. -- 01:39, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
- I used my special thinking cap, which lets me think about things from the past, present, and future. I have thought about it, and concluded that Benson is better than me. --
08:41, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
- For myself, I have been using my Lurk-O-Matic 3000 (hmm... that might need to be an article) to observe the glory of BENSON. It's not rocket science to work out he's better than us, after all. --Symuun 12:59, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
- It's a case of simple logic. BENSON, BENSON SON BENSON BEN. That's BENSON for "He who is better than you." --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 16:27, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
- By damn, that's clever. But has anyone ever considered the logical difficulties inherent in what happens when BENSON is better than himself? --Symuun 16:46, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
- It's BENSON. No one said he had to be logical. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 16:48, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
- By damn, that's clever. But has anyone ever considered the logical difficulties inherent in what happens when BENSON is better than himself? --Symuun 16:46, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
- It's a case of simple logic. BENSON, BENSON SON BENSON BEN. That's BENSON for "He who is better than you." --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 16:27, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
- For myself, I have been using my Lurk-O-Matic 3000 (hmm... that might need to be an article) to observe the glory of BENSON. It's not rocket science to work out he's better than us, after all. --Symuun 12:59, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
- I used my special thinking cap, which lets me think about things from the past, present, and future. I have thought about it, and concluded that Benson is better than me. --
- I'm 10,000 years old, and even I know that Benson is better than me. -- 01:39, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
