Bad Taste

Note that this article made four people cry and a small dog whimper. You have been warned.

If this picture appears amusing to you, you've got bad taste

In case you haven't read the warning above, this article is in rather bad taste. To be completely honest, it even made me cry, and I wrote the damn thing. Of course, at the time, I had accidentally stubbed my toe.

Only read beyond this point if you are:

• A psychopath
• A person who thinks the above warning is a challenge to their ego, which it isn't...Isn't that right, cry baby? You gonna' cry to mummy when you read this article? There's only one way to prove me wrong.
• can't read.
• have been doing too much kitten huffing.
• need to do some research for /b/
• Have a mom so fat she pulls the earth closer to the sun, inventing global warming
• A dad that never came back with that milk

This article is dedicated to the victims of 9/11 ...Mainly because many of the punch lines are about 9/11 victims. But please, let's not focus solely on the tragic events surrounding 9/11, I hear there was some pretty funny stuff happening during the Holocaust too.

How to use bad taste effectively in comedy

The joke in the image above contained Bad Taste. For the viewer's comfort, Uncyclopedia has censored this image with puppy blood.

Nothing hits the crowd harder than opening your performance with a joke related to AIDS victims, especially when you are performing at red ribbon events. But to top your punch line off, find out who in the audience has had a relative or pet pass away, and then mention it in front of everyone! Make sure you bring these people up on stage, laugh at them a little, and then present them with the body of their recently deceased grandma (or someone else's recently deceased grandma).

Uncyclopedia Also uses it's a fair share of Bad Taste, in fact, keeping with the spirit of the moment, this author is currently wearing a Nazi Swastika armband and is having sexual thoughts about your recently raped friend/relative/associate...I also shot your cat.

Bad taste in art

Art has no boundaries, which makes getting people to say "Well, that's just bad taste" rather difficult, but fear not! It can be achieved. Instead of using paint, charcoal or pastels, use human blood (or puppy blood). Or, if you're going for pure shock value, shoot those who come to view your art, which can only be expected if you go to view a rap concert. On the other hand, you can rape your viewers, which can only be expected if you go to view a rape concert.

Bad taste in terrorism

Yes, I did mention 9/11 earlier, didn't I? Well, rest assured, terrorism is the best source of Bad Taste. Well, Bad Taste is the best way to reward or even comfort those who have been affected by terrorism, after all, they should try to be a little bit more optimistic, they were only targeted by people who wanted to kill them, sheesh! Anywho, the best way to say "get better soon" to a 9/11 victim in hospital is to barge into their room dressed as a terrorist waving a toy gun in the air...Then fill the room with anthrax, that'll show 'em who's got Bad Taste.

This guy smokes...But does he have bad taste?

Why you should use bad taste

1. Nothing gets rid of an ex faster than telling him/her what you just did in his/her dog's ear, especially after it's already been dead for a week.
2. Your desired sex will like you, they'd think you're just as hot as you were when you started smoking.
3. It comes in handy when you're neighbors house is on fire. It doesn't actually help them, but it should cheer you up when you point out that you have a house and they don't, followed by you going inside to watch them from your window with a hot cup of cocoa in your hands.
4. Putting on a fun circus performance should cheer up everyone at the local funeral parlour. It should definitely put the "fun" in "funeral".
5. Stabbing your ex's new partner in the chest should remind him/her just how much you hate him/her.

Bad Taste?

Bad taste in fashion

With Hollywood condemning the use of someone else's human skin as clothing, one begins to wonder what isn't Bad Taste anymore. So, to make things easier, there's a list of dot points below stating what is Bad Taste, because everyone loves dot points:

• Someone else's Human Skin.
• Your own Human Skin. (Unfortunately, nudism is not yet acceptable...damn!)
• Your own dog's skin.
• Spandex, and thank god for that.

Bad taste in FPS games

This is a basic maneuver.

Just say "I pwn y0u Fukkin' n00b" after you get a kill. and scream "HACKER!" or N00B!" loudly after you die.

See? It's simple!

See also

• Offended
• Holocaust Tycoon
• HowTo:Kill Yourself With A Brick