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26 June 2007 to 6 January 2008
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Welcome![edit source]

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Vote Nofu this December[edit source]

Hello Comrade, it's me, Le Marquis de Nofu, here to ask you to check out my article Wire tapping. If you like it, vote for it here: VFH Wire tapping. Also, I have been bestowed with the honor of nomination for Noob of the Month. Check out my contributions and Home Page. If you like the work I've been doing around here in QVFD and PeeReview, for for me here.

Thanks much, --MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 17:20, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

This message paid for by the Friends of the Nofu Aristocracy Foundation.

Ayer, hice muchas cosas. Yo peiné mi pelo y me cepillé los dientes en la mañana. Yo me duché después, y yo me secé también. Después, yo me senté para un desayuno. Yo me divertí en la nieve en la tarde. Para la cena, yo comí una comida grande. Yo me acosté en la noche cuando estuve cansado.


¡Que interesante! Su artículo es bonito y divertido, y yo voto "sí" por VFH.
--Unknown_user | Talk | Contribs | LULZ | AAN | MUN 17:42, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

Brothers in arms[edit source]

Hey, I thought I'd mention that we both have the same adopter! Isn't he the bestest?   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 7 / 06:02)

Right on brother! Balloons made of lead are awesome!--Unknown_user | Talk | Contribs | LULZ | AAN | MUN 16:06, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
That's exactly what I was thinking! Are you reading my mind 'r somethin'???   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 13 / 16:32)
I edited your page a little. I guess I laid out how the page should be written. The rest is up to you (unless you ask :D)   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 13 / 17:45)
Thanks! This should give me an idea of what kind of content to include and how to organize it. Many thanks. Feel free to add to it any time.--Unknown_user | Talk | Contribs | LULZ | AAN | MUN 18:03, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
I'll just sit back and watch for now. Thanks for including me, brother!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 13 / 18:54)

Battle of the bulge[edit source]

Hellair, since the WIP tag on your article, in order to save it, I moved it under your user space. You can find it here. Move it back when it's finished. Good luck. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:15, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Stages of Grief[edit source]

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Rejoice, Unknown user! You have been entitled to the
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For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.


Hey, good job on that. I didn't realize that you didn't like my review of Marching band! You need to tell me these things!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 14 / 17:45)

UnScouts[edit source]

I am interested in starting a "Boy Scouts" like program to help mentor new and old users. This is like AAN but more collaborative, and with ranks similar to the ones in the BSA along with merit badges. The purpose of the program will be to raise users that will be more beneficial to this site and produce higher quality material. Rank advancement will be done based on a range of specific conditions, such as number of edits, number of pee reviews, articles written, good turns (VFD, QVFD, vandal watch), and lastly, the final requirement to achieve the highest rank, Uber Scout(Eagle Scout) is to get at least one article VFH. Experienced users and those involved in AAN can be Troop Leaders, and each foster parent in effect can run his own "troop" of noobs and those who want to join the organization. It is the ultimate scheme for betterment of this site.

Now the hard part, organizing this user controlled organization. Do you approve of my schemes and will you help support it?--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 03:15, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Are you asking yourself this question? Perhaps doing a bit of soul-searching? Well, that's all well and good, but if you want your message to get out, it's best to ask either on someone's talk page or at the Dump. But, here's what I recommend. Keep the idea in the back of your brain, and just hang around uncyc. Write new articles, help out with ICU, VFD, and QVFD, vote on VFH, and try to get a feel for the site. Just spend a little time getting assimilated before you try to implement anything big, that's my suggestion. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:57, Dec 15
Now I don't remember why i posted it here....Now my response: NOT ENOUGH TIME! Sure some days I may be on for what seems the whole day, but I never really get anything done during that time. Like you, I have to deal with school and homework, and parents which really limits my time to assimilate on this site.--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 04:14, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, I know what you mean. I noticed on Cajek's page that you really wanted a featured article. I have to say, the key behind the first FA is the concept. You might know when it hits, and you might not. I certainly didn't think that this would be my first featured page; it was an UnNews that I had gotten an idea for one night, turned into a page in half an hour, and stuck on the UnNews page. [[Modusoperandi|a friendly user]] happened to see it, liked it, touched it up a bit, and stuck it on VFH. At that point I had written a few articles, and put a lot more effort into them than I had put into that one. But, it was just that one magical idea, I think, that got me a featured article. Now, that was far from opening the damn. In fact, after that I wrote a few pretty mediocre articles, and it took me a few more reads of HTBFANJS to get the humor here. Before that, I had essentially gotten lucky with writing.
Now, there is actually a point to my long, braggy story. The morale is this: Sooner or later it just clicks. You find a style which just works, and you'll write good pages. And, you really don't have to be super active for it to happen, just look at So So's contributions, and many will tell you that he's among the site's best writers. The 3 things that I think helped me to get it the most were these, in this order:
  1. Trial and Error
  2. Reading HTBFANJS
  3. Reading and voting for pages on VFH
I hope this helps, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:50, Dec 15
Thanks daddy. You know, for a user a few years younger than me, you are very mature. But how do you do all this with all the ratrace and extreme competition and [[Ggarfield|asshole users who proudly whore themselves]] and show off their shiny badges AND still come up with decent content for the site?--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 04:59, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
Really, when you get right down to it, it's not that competitive. Every once in a while, you have to step back and realize that you're competing for little bits of code to stick on a page that anyone can edit. Really, the ultimate goal of writing here is to make people laugh, and that's why I like it when page of mine gets featured: it goes on the Main Page, which more people see, and it makes more people laugh. But, how do I come up with content? Well, like I said, it starts with an idea. To get that, I sit down for 5 minutes and brainstorm, or something. UnNewses are great when you can't get any other ideas, because the media lends itself so well to satire. For those, for example, I'll start by inventing a title. I'll use an idea from school, one from actual news, whatever. After I get a title, I'll usually grab a pencil and a piece of paper and scribble down the 2 or 3 ideas that pop into my head, in case they pop out again. After that comes the writing. Just invent a story and a concept, and let it all flow together. Just make sure that there are ideas for comedy in there. It can be the things someone says or does, or a basic trick from HTBFANJS, or whatever. Now, this can take any amount of time: UnNewses can take me about 30 minutes, but I once wrote an UnBook that took me an entire afternoon. If time's an issue, start the page in a userspace subpage, and work on it a little at a time. In the end, just write something that's fun for you to write, and read to yourself. Chances are often that, if you like it, at least someone else will. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:34, Dec 15

Observe this angry tilde[edit source]

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Due to the regrettable fact that you have entirely forgotten to sign your posts, the entirety of Uncyclopedia is very mad at you. This is rather unfortunate as many of us are capable of summoning Grues at will. I politely suggest that you quickly rectify this by using the four-tilde rule whenever you post on a talk page from now on. Copy and paste the following handy text for your own convenience in signing your posts: ~~~~


I don't really mind that much, I was just looking for an excuse to use it. ~ Mordillo where is my DIPSHIT? 22:56, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

OMG!! I'm sorry mister giant glowing tilde! I didn't mean too!--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 01:25, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Have a not-shitty Christmas Hanukkah! I'm pretty sure it's over, actually, but whatever...[edit source]

WinterBreakCalendar.PNG Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:18, Dec 17

Merry Christmas too! Btw im Jewish, but Jesus was a Jew, so happy birthday Jesus.--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 20:32, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
Oops, I'll fix that right up for ya ;) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:42, Dec 17

FUCK YOU. IT'S HALLOWEEN.[edit source]

Why?:Stick Things in the Electrical Outlet[edit source]

Hey UU. Should I be taking half-credit for writing this? It's totally up to you.   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 18 / 21:53)

Well it was I who wrote the thing...Ill give you 1/4 credit, okay?.--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 23:38, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
Oh, don't worry about it.   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 19 / 00:55)

Yo, just figured I'd drop by and mention, in case you're tempted: don't whore. It's caused lots of drama in the past, and you'll lose more votes than you gain. I don't think you have, but just so ya know. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:21, Dec 19

Nummy Christmas cookies![edit source]

Newcookie.gif User:SysRq has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For reviewing my HowTo:Pee In a Cup and promising to nominate it for VFH. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF  20:37, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Dude?[edit source]

Unknown user, are you still upset that I claimed that article as mine?   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 21 / 00:56)

I put your name on my bibliography, but I wrote that fucking article!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 21 / 00:57)
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Now go play in traffic.

now can I have my article back? :D   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 21 / 01:30)

There you go again! The article that I started and you wrote after we agreed to do a co-op. THATS what I was annoyed about. I wanted to write it as well, and you agreed!! Betrayal!!--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 01:37, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
Well, uh, take a look at the other things I gots down in the "idea" section. We can still do co-ops! You're a good writer, man, I know that!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 21 / 01:44)
(Rolls Eyes)OK I forgive you. We can be friends again. We'll work on one over break. Now, about Herman Melville.....--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 01:48, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
Didn't he write the Chicken Soup for the Soul series?   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 21 / 01:50)
SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!! Its due tommorow and It's almost 9:00!!! Curse You Procrastination!!!--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 01:53, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
Didn't he write the SHIT SHIT SHIT procrastination series?   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 21 / 01:54)
GODDAMN IT!!! I'll never get it done in time! I didn't even read the books!! I'm going to fail honors english 11!!! O Noes!!--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 01:58, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
I read Herman Mawville's books! Let me write your essay! FUCK IT!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 21 / 01:59)

User:Unknown user/Essay for English Due Tomorrow   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 21 / 02:00)

LOL!! But seriously, I gotta write it. Sorry for yelling at you. You can remove my flame on your talk.--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 02:07, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

No, I'm writing your essay for you. YOU WILL SUBMIT THIS ESSAY.   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 21 / 02:10)
doooo iiiiiiitttt! DOOOOO IIIITTTT!!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 21 / 02:15)
Well Mr. Burns did think uncyc was funny....but seriously, stop stalling me!!!--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 02:19, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
DO YOU LOOOOOOOOVE MY ESSAY? DO YOU JUST LOVE IT???   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 21 / 02:22)
YESSSS I LOOOOOVE IT!!! I LOOOOVE IT!!! Now let me get this done. I can just see him tommorow like: "Wow. Dave, you have yet again reached a new low. Did you really write this or are you plagiarising this from somewhere?"--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 02:29, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
Hey, I typed those buttons myself! OKAY! GO WRITE YOUR ESSAY!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 21 / 02:31)
THANK YOU!!! Melville here I come!!!--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 02:33, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

That "essay[edit source]

Feel free to mess around with my actual essay. Got it done at 2:30 in the morning thanks to uncyclopedia and you annoying folks!!!--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 07:27, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Why?:Give Up[edit source]

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Rejoice, Unknown user! You have been entitled to the
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For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.


Now, see? THAT'S how you do a pee review. You give suggestions. I think a rebuttal section is necessary. Don't worry, you'll be included somewhere in the end credits! (Also, stop being greedy. You're going to have your first VFH in a few days anyway!)   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 22 / 02:30)

Wow. Yeah, cajek, don't tell anyone this, but i'm secretly interested in being nommed for NOtM for january. I have written far more and better articles than Ggarfield and have done my share of pees. Would you...you know...um...wink wink...wink?

Also, when does VFH voting end? How do they pick which articles get featured I saw some articles with over 20 votes that had been on there for almost a month, and still not featured. I know I have an edge by having already 10 votes, but Led has a nom with 11 votes (as usual-the Nowell gang) that is down to 56% health after more than a week on VFH. Will it still get featured. I'm worried it may lose popularity and lose health. Please explain this huge enigma here.--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 02:44, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

*Pops in again* Yeah, the featured article is the one with the most votes when an admin decides to do the featuring. The article that gets removed is the one with the lowest health, or with a score of -3. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:30, Dec 22
Whut? Who left the door open? Oh its you! I submitted my queries to the dump and you can answer them there too if you want.--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 03:35, 22 December 2007 (UTC)
Pfft, been there, done that. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:41, Dec 22

I'm predicting that your article will be VFH shortly. Don't whore, though. That doesn't work. but only because people keep saying that it doesn't work If people said that it's okay and it DOES work, whoring would be a good idea As far as the other thing you mentioned, buh, sure I'll nom you. You've done lotsa good stuff.   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 22 / 13:49)

Well I managed to save me a vote by convincing a naysayer to abstain, but it wasn't whoring, more like "Thanks for your opinion, but you clearly have no idea what you are talking about, saying my article is lacking in concept." He said it didn't answer the question Why?, so I went back and added a whole nother section on why just to please the naysayers. I don't think its gonna get featured this time because there are 4 other articles with at least 13 votes, and like led said (hey that rhymes!) the admin pick and choose whatever scored highest, and the rest, well FAIL. Wanna do a co-op?--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 03:38, 23 December 2007 (UTC)
Well, you've got that one in the bag. Okay, take a look at User:Cajek/Ideas and see what piques your interest.   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 23 / 03:47)
How are you so sure? I mean look at American Dream. Murdered by some random dude whose only response was "meh". What happens if he strikes again?
Can we do a co-op on fixing my vfh article? Not a whole lot of room left to expand, but I want the max lulz out of this one.--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 03:53, 23 December 2007 (UTC)
I'm pretty damn sure that you won't get enough against votes between now and tomorrow to kill it! Kudos, sir Unknown user! Ahem, as for your vfh article, I'll take a look at it, but that's not what a co-op is. Co-op articles are where two people share equal credit for writing it. If Give Up gets vfh, you won't get that 1/2 feature credit. Doing a co-op is way more than taking a look at someone's article and touching it up, uu! Anyways, you're moving up in the Uncyc world!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 23 / 04:07)
Holy crap.Did you just call me Sir Unknown user? Am I a CUN already? When do I get initiated and is there booze?--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 04:22, 23 December 2007 (UTC)
You'll be a "SIR" in, I'm guessing, 48 hours.   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 23 / 09:49)

Have a brilliant, soft core Christmas![edit source]

Remember:
Keep the "X" in
X-mas


Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice.

And naughty always makes out better at X-mas
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Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:04, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

Golden Shower[edit source]

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Rejoice, Unknown user! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.


Your review on There was high quality. The only thing is you mentioned There and Here are clones of There, Iowa , but they redirect to There (I renamed There, Iowa to There). Still, good!--Æ 16:31, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

Christmas cuteness[edit source]

Thanks for the card, it's going to look just great hidden down the back of the sofa.
Here's wishing you the cutest Christmas ever!
Not cute enough? CLICK to try again
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Yay Christmas! -- Sann_sig_lights.gif sannse Sann_sig_tree.gif esnnas Sann_sig_lights.gif sannse (talk) 21:42, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

I love the giant carrot thing-Its the cutest!!--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 21:13, 24 December 2007 (UTC)Vote VFH or DIE!

Merry Xmas![edit source]

~ Merry Xmas Unknown user/archiveI! ~

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

HEY, DUDE! I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU![edit source]

I'm extremely bored. Entertain me.   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 30) 15:46

/me starts Robbie William's "Let me entertain you". Enter Mordillo butt naked. WOOT! ~ Mordillo where is my DIPSHIT? 15:50, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Well, that's pretty good... I guess... yaaawwwnnnn   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 30) 15:56

...too traditional.   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 30) 15:57
/me sulks and goes over to strip for MO. ~ Mordillo where is my DIPSHIT? 15:57, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
Lol. I guess I can get a quick huff out of my 12 year old cat while I'm at it being bored.--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 18:01, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Dear Unknown user,[edit | edit source]

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SON OF A BITCH.

I... just...

Christ. Thanks for voting for HowTo:Mail a Letter to the first featured article of 2008. Maybe I'll just call you next time.

a friendly message from your local post office.

Image request[edit source]

Hello fellow UU. Just a quick one: new requests on the image request page go on top, as it says. Otherwise, people may not spot them, and you'll never get your image. I've not got the time or imspiration for your request right now, but I'll have a try soon, but putting it up the top may lead to someone else spotting it and doing a better job, sooner! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:33, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

/me bursts in unexpectedly You know what worked for me? Asking someone who is nominated for PotM is a good idea, because they are more willing to increase their image portfolio. For example, Gerrycheevers did an image request for me Image:Gotmailplatoon.JPG and it helped his PotM score.   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 31) 14:23
Um, you're talking to a PotM winner Cajek.--Æ 14:25, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
oooh! Didn't know that! ...wait a minute, if that's true, why doesn't he do the image himself? Not enough time?   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 31) 14:32
Ha! Lies! Unkown user isn't a PotM winner! ...are you talking about the other UU?   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 31) 14:35
Yes--Æ 14:36, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

awesome[edit source]

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You are presented with one (1) package of
Red Baron French Bread PizzaTM for your vote for
that article involving flying things..
Please note that Red Baron microwaveable pizzasTM
may cause loss of altitude or engine failure.

enjoy!--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:00, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Make money without getting a job[edit source]

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Rejoice, Unknown user! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.


Also, thanks for already doing some of the work improving it for me! And I don't mind you whoring your article, you little tramp. --Dexter111344 19:33, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Any time, any time. Great article, but it needs a little more work.--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 19:36, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

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My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Jan 5 10:12 10:12, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Jan 5 10:12 10:12, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Jan 5 10:12
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Ok, It works--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Jan 5 10:12

Your Signature[edit source]

I like your old signature better. The new one reminds me unpleasantly of Manforman's. Blame the color scheme. --CUN RA Talk to me _ 04:22, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

I like his signature. It's original. Besides, a bunch of people use blue for their sigs, like Modus. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:38, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
Boomer, MO's signature is not actually blue. It's just the link to his userpage bolded. Because I have looked at his page, it always appears purple on my browser. --CUN RA Talk to me _ 04:53, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
Oh, I didn't actually click your link. I know that Modus's sig is just a bolded link, but the unclicked (by me, at least) link is blue. When I made my message I was thinking of M4M's boring sig when he just linked different parts of this standard sig. The one you linked to does look like the sig, though. KILL IT! Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:59, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

You liked this one?--Unknown_user | Talk | Contribs | LULZ | AAN | MUN Jan 6 05:47

Actually, I still like your newer one better. I don't get reminded of M4M by this one like RA does. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:53, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

Or this one?--

Jan 6 05:48

Lets stay with this one, ok?--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Jan 6 05:50

FU edit conflict. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:53, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
WTF? FU!--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Jan 6 05:53
NO FU! Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:54, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
FU and yo ugly sig too!--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Jan 6 05:56
Ho...how could you? /me runs away crying. Boomer christmas sig.jpg Merry Christmas! Merry merry merry edits. PEEING 06:01, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
Awww...don't cry. Your sig is very beautiful and special and makes mine look like shit, as do most peoples sigs--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Jan 6 06:03
*sniff* R...really? Boomer New Years.png Happy New Years! Shouldn't I be partying? PEEING 06:06, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
Yes, really. It makes mine look like shit now that M4M and other users keep on copying me. I think I'll bring back the flashing "U"'s--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Jan 6 06:09
Don't forget to use a random color template! Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:11, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
No, not that again. I don't like the idea of having 256 possibilities for my sigs color. I'll stick with a nice orange, or red, ok?--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Jan 6 06:14
I think my sig has orange and red wrapped up fine, thankyouverymuch! Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:16, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
I know! I'll take Leds "fancy" sig! Then everyone will notice me!--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Jan 6 06:19
Or take ZB's and irritate the hell out of everyone by making it pink and light green. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:22, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
You could always use random colors like Hans Johnson does. --CUN RA Talk to me _ 06:24, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
Wow, is this "lets see how far over we can indent before it runs off the page?"--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Jan 6 06:27
Ever been to Incompleteness theorem? Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:35, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
Let's
see
how
far
we
can
go!--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Jan 6 06:41
Now why would we do
that?
Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:42, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
To
annoy
the
hell
out
of
people
?
--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Jan 6 06:44
Good
enough
for
me.
Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:50, 6 January 2008 (UTC)