User talk:The Number-One ALF Fan/Archive 1

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	NeedABrain has awarded you a pair of rayguns!
	For voting on HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi.
	"Now remember: the blue stuns, the yellow disintegrates and the red destroys the universe (not yet been tested)."

-- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 17:38, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

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On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

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This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:49, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Obsessive-compulsive rhyming disorder

Looks pretty good to me. I like your recent changes/additions. I can't think of anything more to add.

I know what you mean when you say how hard it is to fit the article into a set parameter. See my Four-letter word.

So what part of the country are you from? Slithy Tove 05:58, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

Yes, put it up for VFH. Slithy Tove 17:58, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

...and 6 days later, congratulations! Slithy Tove 06:46, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

Rejoice, The Number-One ALF Fan! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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This is for making a really helpful review on UN:PEE. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:12, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

Absolutely amazing...

Usually I don't like the featured article of the day, but my god... that was amazing. Everything rhymed. I actually read it twice, and I hardly read featured articles through in the first place. 'grats m8. Mightywayne 01:12, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

Obsessive-compulsive rhyming disorder

I'm glad to see your piece get a frontpage. I thought it had the potential, and you made it work. Congrats. ----OEJ 02:27, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome. Duckspeak in response to my own duckspeak is always appreciated. I'm sure you worked years in a joycamp to complete this.User:Mrthejazz/sig 05:36, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

Danke!

This is your flight attendant, not stewardess, Melissa. We will be landing shortly. Thank you for voting for preflight procedures, and for flying Southwest Airlines!

--EMC ^[TALK] 04:58, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

A slightly belated thank you

-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:43, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Kisses and licks!

Peace, love and Far OUT! Prettiestpretty appreciates your vote for the Old hippie chick who's always collecting money on VFH.

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:20, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Belated Thanks!

I'm not really good on making banners, so here's a little gift for voting for A Visit with your Psychopathic Grandmother:

User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thanks!--Mr.Vib 02:45, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Bipolar Bears

Here's two bucks a charming portrait of a bipolar bear for your heartfelt support of manic-depressive wildlife. Bipolar Bears Rule!!

- Slithy Tove 06:18, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Jolly good, wot?

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:02, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Also...

You know you're allowed to Move your username. Just go to Userpage, click "move" on the top row, and change to "Big Brother." That way you won't be known as The Number-One ALF Fan anymore. Ever.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:34, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

I wouldn't make that redirect. See, Big Brother is a rather popular item in the pop culture lexicon, so another may be inclined to use it at a later date (unlike AsteroidB62, which isn't at all related to culture).-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:18, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

When it comes to matters like this, I don't think it matters who. I'd say don't bother Famine with this. I'd ask Bradaphraser or Mhaille. Or don't. Either way, good luck.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:14, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Poo Lit Surprise Prize!

Congratulations on your win! I'm sure if I had read your article I would have been much impressed with the quality and sheer articleness of your work. But as it is, I can only send you the prize anyway. To claim your glorious first prize of $20 and other valuable considerations, please send your postal address to Wikia at Community@wikia.com - Thanks!

This has been a canned message by sannse-can't-think-of-anything-original, your friendly neighbourhood minion of the evil overlord -- sannse (talk) 11:47, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

p.s. I'm going away on Tuesday 31 July. I'd like to send prizes out before then, so it would be great if you can get the address to me as soon as possible. Thanks -- sann

Congrats on your win! I was quite impressed by the excellent balance of science and theology in Atomic Mass. And I have a weakness for puns in any case. —rc (t) 04:18, 24 July 2007 (UTC)

Squeak

Dr. Skullthumper has awarded this user a ridiculously yellow template because they have learned they must put down their duckie. It's been an emotional journey, I'm sure, but they've managed to— Stop clawing at the monitor. It's only a picture. Anyway, thanks for voting.

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 08:19 Mar 28, 2024 05:04, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote

BIG MOTHER AND BIG FATHER ARE WATCHING YOU! Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night They can see a Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light

Maybe I'll have to write an article about a national anthem next. Thanks for the support. Slithy Tove 05:17, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the thank you!

Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for thanking him Please accept this redundant template

Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for thanking him Please accept this redundant template

You vote doubleplusgood. Thank quickwise and fullwise.

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:41, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

VFH

A while back, you gave an excellent review to Holy Cheese. It is up on VFH now. Vote for! Please, please, please, please, please... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:41, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

A psychic is you!

Your A Big Psychic Now!

Thank you for voting HowTo:Bend a spoon to the front page of the Uncyclopedia. With your help, we can work together and give the psychic community the acknowledgment it deserves! We accept donations! Happy Bending! We apologize for the delay in sending this thank-you message. It was transcribed and sent telepathically, and our expert telepathist has had a headache for the last week and was unable to send it properly. Did we mention we accept donations?

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:07 Aug 17, 2007 22:22, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

Let's Eat!

THEY TRIED TO PREVENT THIS ARTICLE FROM BEING FEATURED They failed. Let's Eat!. Those bizarre triangle-shaped dough stuff. What the hell are those anyway? Oh, and thank you for voting!

~ 12:52, 28 August 2007 (UTC)