User talk:MyOwnBadSelf/Archive 1

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Hi, there. Welcome to this page of chat and uselessness. I have Bic pens and Lipton tea if you want them (I'm sorry that I have to mention brand names but they're sponsoring me I just prefer those brands). Thanks for teh welcome. MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 03:25, 13 July 2015 (UTC)


Mip mip mip mippety mip. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 00:06, 14 July 2015 (UTC)

If you have any questions around here, don't hesitate to ask, by the way. Lots of people around are around if you need anything. Cheers! The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif The vote was legitimate!  01:08, 14 July 2015 (UTC)
Eh. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 02:43, 14 July 2015 (UTC)


Hello yes, new person!

I would like to request you do more for FishCam than what you currently have. It lacks images, internal links and it's currently way too short for me to think of it is as "done". That is not to say it sucks, I am saying it's not finished and that you should do more work on it. Please read some featured articles by clicking the random feature button in the sidebar to get some ideas on what a finished article looks like. Unless of course you were planning to add more stuff to it anyway, in which case ignore the ramblings. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 11:50, 21 July 2015 (UTC)

I'll add stuff. (talk) 01:01, 22 July 2015 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:VFH/The 9/11 Commission Report (3rd nom)[edit]

I see you master Russian phonetics! Do you speak Russian, by any chance? And nice to meet you! Anton (talk) 10:31, 25 July 2015 (UTC)

I don't speak Russian. I used this site. Hi! MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 22:17, 25 July 2015 (UTC)
Cool! Anton (talk) 11:45, 26 July 2015 (UTC)
Thanks. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 07:17, 28 July 2015 (UTC)
I changed my signature too! MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 08:54, 29 July 2015 (UTC)
Green is really cool, too. Anton (talk) 14:39, 29 July 2015 (UTC)

Nope, Aron is my name! I had no idea about the Pokemon until last year ;) 12:25, 31 July 2015 (UTC)~ Aron

Welcoming new users[edit]

Thanks for doing that! Just a tip, though: as a general guideline, we subst the welcome template we are using so that changes to the source page won't affect the hundreds of talkpages that are using it. Which means that instead of adding {{Welcome}} to someone's talkpage, it's preferable to add {{subst:Welcome}}. Once you do it, the talkpage in question, when edited, will display the actual welcome message and not {{Welcome}}.

Also, it isn't an obligation of any kind, but it's cool to have a personalized welcome template. Mine is at User:Anton199/welcome (even though it's pretty long). One of the best-looking ones is User:Cat the Colourful/Welcome2, I find. Anton (talk) 14:01, 31 July 2015 (UTC)


I haven't seen you sign up for [Monkey]. I know that was an oversight on your part. I will forgive you once you sign up. I'll cut off one of your family members fingers every hour until you do. YEAY!!! happy times. If you cannot can always be a judge. The more judges...the better! ShabiDOO 16:38, 31 July 2015 (UTC)

I did. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 22:27, 31 July 2015 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Time!!![edit]


Happy Monkey has been scratching his coconut sized balls for days almost bursting with anticipation of the competition. Remember...the articles are not judged by which is most likely to be a featured article. 30 points are awarded...10 each for originality, creativity and making you laugh. Don't forget the originality and creativity. You can slightly modify the topic if you wish to put it in a different space (unbooks, unreviews, unpoetry etc). If you have any doubt...ask Shabidoo.

Your topic is:

Unbooks: Pantie Raid

Good luck and have fun. You have 48 hours from the moment this was posted. Happy monkey has very itchy and blue coconuts to take care of! RAH RAH RAH!!! ShabiDOO 22:57, 31 July 2015 (UTC)


Oh god, I can see you're new to the happy monkey competition but you should have at least read the rules for the competition! I mean if you would have you would have realized the point was that you send the title of your choice to the said email-account (which you did), not that you pick up a title and start writing about it. Well I received the topic you sent in and started writing and after I just checked the recent changes I noticed you had started an article with the same title... ._____. that was not the point, your topic is up there (^) where uncle shabby put it. This is not the end of the world however, you still have time to write the article about the topic that was sent to you (which, in your case, seems to be "Unbooks: Pantie Raid") but please PAY ATTENTION the next time so this won't happen again! I just wanted to warn you before the competition ends, no need to panic yet you still have time to participate. Thank you, regards Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 11:42, 1 August, 2015 (UTC)

In the end I am not going to participate. Cheers! (talk) 11:48, 1 August 2015 (UTC)


I just noticed you have started writing an article on furniture, but for HMC you are actually supposed to write on the topic that has been give to you by someone else. Check Shabidoo's message above, I think yours is "UnBooks:Pantie Raid". Basically, we all gave a topic suggestion to Shab who redistributed them, so what we are writing is not necessarily something we know about. Sorry for that! Anton (talk) 11:48, 1 August 2015 (UTC)

Sorry, just noticed Cat's message. Anton (talk) 11:50, 1 August 2015 (UTC)
I am going to take a short wikibreak. I am not entering HMC. (talk) 11:51, 1 August 2015 (UTC)
Sorry for that! Anton (talk) 11:52, 1 August 2015 (UTC)
Heh, no problem with the double warning-message Anton. Also a shame you can't participate MyOwnBadSelf, maybe next year then! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 11:54, 1 August, 2015 (UTC)
Hey's a pity you have to pull out. I can make an exception for you if you like (writing about Furniture). Your article shows a LOT of promise and it's no big deal if we have two articles on the same thing. Do consider finishing it :) ShabiDOO 15:21, 1 August 2015 (UTC)
^^^^ I love this idea. Good call, Shabidoo. Would love to see you finish up your article, MOBS. :) The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif The vote was legitimate!  20:31, 1 August 2015 (UTC)
I will finish it... eventually. (talk) 22:47, 1 August 2015 (UTC)

Hello! How are you[edit]

Suricate is indeed the same person as Meerkat, she is a Facebook friend who I tried to coach into the wiki, but she lost her password for Meerkat and somehow can't retrieve it. Please be nice to a new user, I don't know if she'll write, but I'd like to collab with her. She is not the best at wikis, I'm trying to coach her as I said. Just huff Meerkat, she won't use it again. Thanks :) Talk Mattsnow 11:34, 7 August 2015 (UTC)

 :) MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 22:15, 7 August 2015 (UTC)

Not welcome here?[edit]

MyOwnBadSelf, I don't know who gave you such an idea! I am pretty sure nobody really wants to chase you away, despite what they can say sometimes. In any case, I am really sorry it has come to this, but I really hope the decision isn't final and you can still stick around and enjoy uncy. If you need any assistance, please, don't be afraid to ask me, I'll be glad to help you with what I can! Anton (talk) 00:13, 12 August 2015 (UTC)

Pffft. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 00:32, 12 August 2015 (UTC)
MyOwnBadSelf, not sure what makes you think that anyone wants to get rid of you, lets be honest you've got to be some kind of monumental asshat of epic proportions before anyone would even get slightly miffed. Any wiki such as this is going to have differing points of view, invariably some conflict from time to time, but essentially we're all just here to add to the funny. Besides it's Anton that we're all plotting against... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
He's right you know.... Down with Anton! 15:37, 12 August 2015 (UTC)
Please stick around buddy, I have no idea what happened, but I'm sure it's nothing relevant. I wasn't here much for a while but noticed you do a great job :) Talk Mattsnow 16:09, 12 August 2015 (UTC)
Yep, as someone who everyone is plotting against, I can tell you they aren't plotting against you. Anton (talk) 16:37, 12 August 2015 (UTC)
Shhhhhhh.....he'll hear you... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Fjink. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 22:55, 12 August 2015 (UTC)

The Beatles[edit]

This article is better than it used to be, but it still feels like wasted potential. Do you know anyone knowledgable in the subject of the Beatles who could bring this up to FA?--EpicWinner (talk) 23:50, 31 August 2015 (UTC)

Nah. Not many fans I know. Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 23:51, 31 August 2015 (UTC)

You Complete Asshole![edit]

Aaaaaaahhhhh WTF!?!

I forgot to add a reference to the movie Hot Tub Time Machine in my article. Since I was too busy playing Wolfenstein 3D, I don't have a time machine now. How the hell am I ever going to fix this mess?

Well, thanks for voting to feature my article anyways, I really appreciate it!

 –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN
You are welcome there. Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, 'I want hoverboards, and I want them now.' (talk - stalk - block) 22:12, 12 October 2015 (UTC)


Hey mObS..a second Aristocrats article has been written after no one stood up to me with my totally unfair multiple day extension. Go ahead and finish evaluating the two articles and pick a first and second place. Leave some constructive criticism if you can. ShabiDOO 00:28, 16 December 2015 (UTC)


rip MOOBS. GRAMMARCLAUS Santa Hat.png HO HO HO! 08:25, 17 December 2015 (UTC)


FFS, you can't leave me alone with these retards! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Yeah don't leave me alone with Mhaille! GRAMMARCLAUS Santa Hat.png HO HO HO! 09:17, 17 December 2015 (UTC)

UnNews:Trump: "Iran will have a nuke by 2167!"[edit]

Changed the wording to Trump instead of Obama, if still interested. The date can be changed quite easily. :) Talk Mattsnow 00:39, 23 February 2016 (UTC)

Nice. Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, 'Be warned, mortals, for I have returned!' (talk - stalk - block) 21:56, 23 February 2016 (UTC)

RE:do i quikscop or some shit.[edit]

Yes, i do ~ Extremely long ass username

Are you a ferret? Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, 'Be warned, mortals, for I have returned!' (talk - stalk - block) 00:01, 8 March 2016 (UTC)

Remember when people used to be active at least once a year?[edit]

Kevin Spacey and Brad Pit in the same movie lol

Super awesome happy "Seven deadly sins" competition where Shabidoo will win and everyone else colapses into suicidal depression fun week!!! SIGN UP!!! ShabiDOO 14:24, 15 May 2016 (UTC)