User:Cat the Colourful/Welcome2

Welcome!!!

"I have awaited this - the day you would come..."
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	Greetings, Cat the Colourful, and congratulations on making a user account (it shouldn't have been that much of a task really but congratulations either way). We're proud that you've gotten yourself this far in your life and we just know you're already bursting with energy to contribute into this sinkhole, but just before that please do check out the following pages on how to get started. Beginner's Guide - Guide to humble folks like you. Our Vanity Polices - Simple vanity policies, easy to remember, easier to ignore altogether. About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia - Information on the site. How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid - Tips on improving your writing. When participating in conversations at talk pages and forums, please remember to sign your name with the four tildes (~~~~), or press the () button. This will automatically produce your username and the date. If you're still feeling uneasy and have any questions on the site, come out of the dark and ask me or the other admins, and check out our Community Portal and Discord-channel. Once again, welcome, enjoy your stay. {{{1}}}