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Reformed Orthodox Rabbi William "Bill" Clinton (born August 19, 1946) is an American politician, former childcare worker, former amateur saxophonist, and swingin' bachelor. As the 42nd President of the United States, and the horniest man to hold that position since JFK, he led America through the economic golden age of the '90s.
Clinton is famous for being the first president to institute the Opposite Presidential Term, in which everything he said during his second term is the exact opposite of what he said in his first term. In his first term, he was a Liberal, but in his second term, he was a Neocon; that was his way of bringing about change.
Clinton's term in office was marred by economic and political reform. The most serious was some bitch named Hillary, who kept insisting she was his wife and had actually slept with him. This was widely ignored by everyone until it was revealed that Bill had been secretly cheating on the First Lady with Hillary, in a perverse affair that culminated in a media frenzy. (Full article...)
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- ... that reading this section is a severe waste of time?
- ... that when a suicide bomber dies and goes to paradise, he is given 72 virgins? But all of them are wiki editors?
- ... that a Pie Chart is the most delicious way of visually conveying information?
- ... that Robert Shaw won the Northeast Regional Dogfishing Open in 1974, the first sporting event to be broadcast on the new ESPN network?
- ... that Uncyclopedia admins are such lazy bums, they ask their users to think of DYK submissions?
- ... that the Japanese have a saying: "A man cannot read the same Wikipedia page twice"? The pages are constantly being edited, and the act of reading it will make you a different person. Therefore, when a man goes back to re-read it, both the text and the man have been changed.
- ... that everything will become nostalgic due to everything being worse?
- ... that your car is rolling down the driveway right now?
- ... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
- ... Nautical knots are not knots that can be knotted into knots (most likely not)?
- ... that 100% of people who are rushed to the hospital will die?
- ... that I am Batman?
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- ... that when a suicide bomber dies and goes to paradise, he is given 72 virgins? But all of them are wiki editors?
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- ... that Robert Shaw won the Northeast Regional Dogfishing Open in 1974, the first sporting event to be broadcast on the new ESPN network?
- ... that Uncyclopedia admins are such lazy bums, they ask their users to think of DYK submissions?
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- ... that everything will become nostalgic due to everything being worse?
- ... that your car is rolling down the driveway right now?
- ... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
- ... Nautical knots are not knots that can be knotted into knots (most likely not)?
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- ... that you should invest in chicken stock?
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- ... that when a suicide bomber dies and goes to paradise, he is given 72 virgins? But all of them are wiki editors?
- ... that a Pie Chart is the most delicious way of visually conveying information?
- ... that Robert Shaw won the Northeast Regional Dogfishing Open in 1974, the first sporting event to be broadcast on the new ESPN network?
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