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OSU! (always spelled with an exclamation point to be overly dramatic) is a fun game for the little niche corner of gamers that like clicking circles to the beat of Jap music and pretending they're Mozart. It is also an aim trainer for anime weebs crafted by supreme leader Dean "peppy" Herbert and the Japanese to help promote weeb propaganda and to hide their war crimes from people from the US through music. The game was released on Windows on September 16, 2007, and was later put on every OS to exist. That's if you can get into the extremely crammed TestFlight for iOS or if 3FPS for circle games is good enough for you on Android. (Full article...) Recently featured: Maxipad Berkelium Microwave oven UnBooks:Harry Potter Summarized in Less Than a Minute Archive · Vote for featured articles · Featured today, a long long time ago Antonio Brown, featured on 28 January 2025: Featured version Did you know... *... Jared Leto fucked your bf and he totally enjoyed it? ... that testicles are edible and a good source of protein? ... Jared Leto fucked your bf and he totally enjoyed it? ... that testicles are edible and a good source of protein? ... Jared Leto fucked your bf and he totally enjoyed it? ... that testicles are edible and a good source of protein? ... Jared Leto fucked your bf and he totally enjoyed it?	In the news "Nyaaah, it's not worthless, mommy, I WANT IT!" Donald Trump still really, really wants Greenland (Pictured) Alaska to pay for damages to Exxon Valdez Buffalo Bills owner Terry Pegula proven to be clueless, fires the wrong guy Denver Broncos quarterback Bo Nix accidentally curses himself in playoff win Starmer announces plans to make tweeting illegal in the UK Trump given yet another Nobel Peace Prize for ending war he started 3 hours ago Kansas City Chiefs impulsively fire Missouri as home state, moving to actual Kansas after missing playoffs UnNews wishes to all users a merry December Holiday Dick Van Dyke is 100, bitches! ICE spotted stealing everyone's ice cream in America North Sentinelese discover fire, accidentally burn down entire island Elon Musk: "Cancel Netflix! I don't care if Max wakes up." 6 or 7 buildings burn in Hong Kong Labour approval hits record low during Starmer premiership, PM resorts to "getting down with the youth" The New York Yankees now fucking suck Ongoing: Eurovision Green Room in danger of sexual harassment • The wait for GTA VI and Spaceballs 2 • Rich New Yorkers fleeing Mamdanistan • Larry Sanger's war on Wikipedia • Non-Bears invading Tennessee • Nanny state officials breaching people's privacy rights via enforcing social media bans and digital ID under the pretext of "think of the children!" • Venezuelans unsure whether to freak out or celebrate • Bills Mafia drinking themselves to death • New England Patriots fans being insufferable like it's 2016 • r/TheDarnold having a field day Recent deaths: Brigitte Bardot • Carl Yastrzmski • 2025 • The MetroCard • Stranger Things • Kali • Vecna • The Upside Down • the other Black guy from John Carpenter's The Thing • Bob Weir • Scott Adams • Kianna Underwood • Buffalo Bills', San Francisco 49ers', Houston Texans' and Da Bears' seasons • Bo Nix's ankle • Sean McDermott's Bills tenure • Denver Broncos' and Los Angeles Rams' seasons Not dead: Eleven Upcoming deaths: Donald Trump • NYC's economy • Weed • 67% of people trying to understand why 6 of 7 news stories mention "6-7" • Dick van Dyke, eventually • Netflix • Dancin' Maduro • The Kansas City "Chiefs" • Aaron Rodgers' career • Bills' Super Bowl window On this day... January 28: Kill Baby Hitler Day 1813 - Jane Austen publishes her first novel, "You'll Have to Read This in 9th Grade", is instant bestseller. 1890 - Dozens of time travelers attempt to kill Baby Hitler, are stopped by those same time travelers after finding out world would be much worse. 1922 - The largest snowstorm in American history collapsed the Theater of Underpants, killing 98 people. 1956 - Elvis Presley scandalizes television after going full-frontal on the Ed Sullivan Show. 1965 - A maple leaf accidentally falls on a picture of the newly designed Canadian flag, is accidentally included after photocopies are sent. 1985 - Africans choose to starve rather than benefit from corny "We Are The World" song. 2016 - The CIA develop disease which turn third-world babies into abortions, call it Zika virus, redundant as alcoholism already exists.
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Writer and Noob of the Month Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome! So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore. Let us all clap for him because I said so. Do not pull your pants up just yet. We got a Uncyclopedian of the Month award winner up in here! Give it up for Leverage! Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls. Vote for Writer of the Month | Vote for Noob of the Moment | Vote for Uncyclopedian of the Month | Past Winners You now only have 3, god dammit, 3 days to nominate and vote for Writer of the Month, Noob of the Month and Uncyclopedian of the Month! Get voting!