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White History Month, (also known as Caucasian History Month), is an annual observance for remembrance of important people and events in the history of the Caucasian diaspora. It is celebrated annually in the United States every September. Before the United States was established, Caucasians were a minority race outnumbered by Africans, Asians and even Indians; they were often negated to ghettos and inner slums in their native hometowns of Europe and the United Kingdom. The treatment of them were staggering, many of them were forced to panhandle for money because they could not find work from their black employers, many of them were also beaten up in a show of superiority from the police force of which few Caucasians were admitted. It was not until the beginning of the American revolution that the caucasians would see a massive rise in population, thus bringing them closer to their peers.

With the establishment of the United States, the Caucasians made a place for their own; however, there was a huge problem in that African masters would often venture into the United States looking for Caucasian slaves. While enslaved, they were forced to do menial labor such as harvest crops and clean up the bathrooms of said Africans and whenever said Caucasian would get out of control, they'd be whipped or much worse, killed in front of their peers. (Full article...)

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... that the Kingfisher does not dine exclusively on kings, but also hunts queens, emperors, princes, dukes, viceroys and any other high-ranking members of the nobility?
... that testicles are edible and a good source of protein?
... tennis isn't just a game?
... that bipolar bears are not to be messed with, more-so than polar bears?
... that Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit has mostly turned into Witch-Hunting For Fun in this modern era of cheaply produced Chinese assembly line witches?
... that paper beats rock, but guns beat everything?
... that the populations of many endangered species can be increased with a simple Wikipedia edit?

... that the entire army of Liechtenstein consists of 3 soldiers? (Pictured)

... that Barns and Nobles is the most successful medieval farming roleplaying game, played by millions of teenage nerds worldwide?
... that contrary to popular belief, popular belief isn't all that popular?
... that in 1933, the US Supreme Court accidentally repealed the 19th Amendment instead of the 18th Amendment, causing FDR - who abused Eleanor while he was in a wheelchair - to be reelected three more times due to women being banned from voting in the 1930's and 1940's?
... that sex in the ear canal is called CANAL (pronounced like anal but with a C in the beginning)?
... that recent advances in nanobiotechnology have led to advanced, implantable music players capable of holding up to three seconds of low-quality MP3 audio?
... that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass?
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... that Richard Nixon really just wanted a Magnavox Odyssey?

... that the Kingfisher does not dine exclusively on kings, but also hunts queens, emperors, princes, dukes, viceroys and any other high-ranking members of the nobility?
... that testicles are edible and a good source of protein?
... tennis isn't just a game?
... that bipolar bears are not to be messed with, more-so than polar bears?
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... that paper beats rock, but guns beat everything?
... that the populations of many endangered species can be increased with a simple Wikipedia edit?

... that the entire army of Liechtenstein consists of 3 soldiers? (Pictured)

... that Barns and Nobles is the most successful medieval farming roleplaying game, played by millions of teenage nerds worldwide?
... that contrary to popular belief, popular belief isn't all that popular?
... that in 1933, the US Supreme Court accidentally repealed the 19th Amendment instead of the 18th Amendment, causing FDR - who abused Eleanor while he was in a wheelchair - to be reelected three more times due to women being banned from voting in the 1930's and 1940's?
... that sex in the ear canal is called CANAL (pronounced like anal but with a C in the beginning)?
... that recent advances in nanobiotechnology have led to advanced, implantable music players capable of holding up to three seconds of low-quality MP3 audio?
... that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass?
... that people who "have their cake and eat it too" are 10 times more likely to die of obesity than people who only "have their cake"?

... that Richard Nixon really just wanted a Magnavox Odyssey?

... that the Kingfisher does not dine exclusively on kings, but also hunts queens, emperors, princes, dukes, viceroys and any other high-ranking members of the nobility?
... that testicles are edible and a good source of protein?
... tennis isn't just a game?
... that bipolar bears are not to be messed with, more-so than polar bears?
... that Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit has mostly turned into Witch-Hunting For Fun in this modern era of cheaply produced Chinese assembly line witches?
... that paper beats rock, but guns beat everything?
... that the populations of many endangered species can be increased with a simple Wikipedia edit?

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