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White History Month, (also known as Caucasian History Month), is an annual observance for remembrance of important people and events in the history of the Caucasian diaspora. It is celebrated annually in the United States every September. Before the United States was established, Caucasians were a minority race outnumbered by Africans, Asians and even Indians; they were often negated to ghettos and inner slums in their native hometowns of Europe and the United Kingdom. The treatment of them were staggering, many of them were forced to panhandle for money because they could not find work from their black employers, many of them were also beaten up in a show of superiority from the police force of which few Caucasians were admitted. It was not until the beginning of the American revolution that the caucasians would see a massive rise in population, thus bringing them closer to their peers.

With the establishment of the United States, the Caucasians made a place for their own; however, there was a huge problem in that African masters would often venture into the United States looking for Caucasian slaves. While enslaved, they were forced to do menial labor such as harvest crops and clean up the bathrooms of said Africans and whenever said Caucasian would get out of control, they'd be whipped or much worse, killed in front of their peers. (Full article...)

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  • ... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!
  • ... that abstinence is only 99.999% effective?
Ku-klux-klan.jpg
  • ... that "Rosebud" was his sled? Oh wait, everyone knew that.
  • ... that if you poke a whale in the tummy it will giggle like a schoolgirl?
  • ... that existing is highly dangerous, and should not be performed unless you are competent enough to understand how to perform it?
  • ... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
  • ... that the only way to survive a massive nuclear blast is to crouch underneath your desk?
  • ... that paper beats rock, but guns beat everything?
  • ... that a rose by any other name would be called something else?
Walrus in pain.gif
  • ... that the WWF is the only "sports entertainment" organization endorsed by PETA and Greenpeace? (Pictured)
  • ... that the French Revolution was just a rip-off of the American Revolution?
  • ... that in 2001 George W. Bush passed the No Child Left Behind Act, which forbids soldiers in Iraq from leaving their children behind?
  • ... that one person can change the world, but the admins will probably just revert it?
  • ... that you have probably broken at least three of the Ten Commandments just by visiting this website?
  • ... that if you put an ear up to a person's leg you can hear them say, "What the fuck are you doing?"
  • ... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!
  • ... that abstinence is only 99.999% effective?
Ku-klux-klan.jpg
  • ... that "Rosebud" was his sled? Oh wait, everyone knew that.
  • ... that if you poke a whale in the tummy it will giggle like a schoolgirl?
  • ... that existing is highly dangerous, and should not be performed unless you are competent enough to understand how to perform it?
  • ... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
  • ... that the only way to survive a massive nuclear blast is to crouch underneath your desk?
  • ... that paper beats rock, but guns beat everything?
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Walrus in pain.gif
  • ... that the WWF is the only "sports entertainment" organization endorsed by PETA and Greenpeace? (Pictured)
  • ... that the French Revolution was just a rip-off of the American Revolution?
  • ... that in 2001 George W. Bush passed the No Child Left Behind Act, which forbids soldiers in Iraq from leaving their children behind?
  • ... that one person can change the world, but the admins will probably just revert it?
  • ... that you have probably broken at least three of the Ten Commandments just by visiting this website?
  • ... that if you put an ear up to a person's leg you can hear them say, "What the fuck are you doing?"
  • ... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!
  • ... that abstinence is only 99.999% effective?
Ku-klux-klan.jpg
  • ... that "Rosebud" was his sled? Oh wait, everyone knew that.
  • ... that if you poke a whale in the tummy it will giggle like a schoolgirl?
  • ... that existing is highly dangerous, and should not be performed unless you are competent enough to understand how to perform it?
  • ... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
  • ... that the only way to survive a massive nuclear blast is to crouch underneath your desk?
  • ... that paper beats rock, but guns beat everything?
  • ... that a rose by any other name would be called something else?

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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!

So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.

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