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Article: Why?:Is a dead body lying on my couch?

Score: -3 dead bodies

Nominated by: Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:40, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
For: 4
  1. Nom+For. I've always liked this one. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:40, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
  2. ... Um... Are you just gonna nom everything I've written? Cause this is my favourite thing ever. Other than that one thing. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:43, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
    No, just the stuff I like and think might get featured. (That wizard thing was an exception.) Also, you should update that Naruto article, like this. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:46, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
    Okay. I like the outdated why Naruto is. It's different. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:48, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
    Well okay, maybe the outdated version is more relevant. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:53, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
  3. For. --Docile hippopotamus 00:53, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. Because I can relate. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:02, 16 Apr
Against: 7
  1. Meh -RAHB 08:32, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
    Huh? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 09:17, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against. Alright, first off, why is the guy's son dead? The article leaves that out and instead of an "Irony!" moment the reader is going "Huh?" Secondly, whooaaa he dumped his dead son in the river, ooooooh that stinks... it would be funnier if the dead guy could be someone the guy would want to kill, like his boss or the guy who he suspects had his son, just to add even more tenseness to the guy, IMO. And that's my vote! Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:37, Apr 16
    Actually, I would rather assume that his son was not dead, just asleep, maybe because of a hangover or something. He dumped his not-dead sun in the lake. Get it? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:14, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against. Timid article. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 15:40, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
    You sure do like to go on don't you? :P -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:02, 16 Apr
    He's still allowed to have an opinion, you know. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 20:43, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
    I lolled. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:45, 16 Apr
  4. against. didn't feel it for the front page. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:42, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
  5. Symbol declined.svg Against. Interesting idea but I think the article is treading water a bit too much at the end. --Romartus 20:53, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
  6. Honestly, this article confused me. Why didn't the guy recognize his son? Was his son dead? If not, why didn't he realize his son wasn't dead? Does any of this have anything to do with the fact that he hates his wife and boss? I was extremely puzzled when I finished this. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:03, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
  7. Against. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 23:45, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
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  • Abstain Djdorama 23:49, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

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