Uncyclopedia:VFH/Data Protection Act

Article: Data Protection Act	Score: 0.5 Tom Cruises
Nominated by:	Mr N 04:13, Apr 6
For: 6	N+F Scored 25 23.5 on Pee Review, and can't be improved further so it's ready for nomination. Mr N 04:13, Apr 6 For. --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 05:10, April 6, 2012 (UTC) I laughed all over the place. Aleister 20:34 6-4-'12 For. At first you're thinking it's going to be about the UK's 1998 internet privacy law, but then when you read it it's actually about Star Trek. I kind of value misleading customers (misinformation) in articles. --alkies 23:06, April 6, 2012 (UTC) For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:09, 6 April 2012 For. It gets a laugh out of me - I suspect many would find this very amusing. Sycamore (Talk) 09:21, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
Against: 5.5	Against. expand first ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:03, April 6, 2012 (UTC) Impossible. Mr N 05:20, Apr 6 Against. Because 25 ≠ 23.5. If it scored 1.5 higher on PR I would have voted for, but that score is just too low. Nominally Humane! 06:48 06 Apr 06:48, April 6, 2012 (UTC) Dammit! Bet you laughed though. Mr N 07:02, Apr 6 I had 94% of a laugh. Nominally Humane! 07:54 06 Apr Against. Mattsnow 08:50, April 6, 2012 (UTC) not a bit 210.168.185.68 08:59, April 6, 2012 (UTC) Whuh? -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:24, April 6, 2012 (UTC) Sorry, No. -Tritefantastic (talk) 04:00, April 8, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	I agree with all of MrN's comments. A mini-maxi-masterpiece. Some pages are held together with cruft and memes just like Mr. Burns is held together by a perfect balancing combination of all major diseases know to man. There is another page like this which I consider a perfect IP/user/moron edits which work, but I've never told anyone what it is for fear of it either being put on VFD or "fixed". Great find, MrN! Aleister 20:44 6-4-'12 The dude who wrote this was no moron that's for sure. Mr N 21:00, Apr 6 Why this is funny: It just fucking is. I bet even the people who think the stuff I'm talking about below is total bullcarp all still smiled a bit. The data protection act and issues related are probably one of the most serious important issues in the world right now. Using Rape to parody the data protection act and how it is actually helping to rape freedom of speech / trying to control the internet when it should be doing the opposite is perfect. The chosen characters and what they say and do are not IMO totally random, but actually are chosen with care for good reasons, and combine together to produce a perfect parody highlighting many important subject areas which are related to the issues. The battle where Data wins and is protected in the end is perfect. The clever mixture of showing how data finally keeps our information (power) safe wining in the end fills my sole with hope of a better more positive, loving future. It has a picture of Data with a look of pain on his face and the caption reads: "Data receiving his 8th Tom Cruise." I rest my case. Mr N 21:00, Apr 6 good for you! you like your article! but no matter how hard you explain the joke, it isn't going to get any better unless you actually make it better. its current state on this voting page is enough evidence to prove its fallability. --210.168.185.68 14:17, April 7, 2012 (UTC) I +1'd this article just now. Please do! --alkies 23:12, April 6, 2012 (UTC)